Staines V Millwall

 

Just seen this on another forum, though you might appreciate some of the comments!

I was visiting some pals in Belmarsh nick at the weekend and when I mentioned this upcoming fixture one of them said 'shhh, look over at that wall'. Part of the wall looked a little damp, on closer inspection I noticed that there was a three ft hole covered with papier mache. My mate then gave me a coded message to take out with me. It seems that there is to be a breakout by 50 hardened Millwall villains on the morning of the game. I genuinely fear for the residents of Staines, my mate is the least nasty of them, but he's in for selling kids to Albanian pimps and dealing crack to muggers who rob our war veterans.

God help you!

November 18, 2009 9:48 AM

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Litter Lout said:

Oi Winifred, your worst nightmare is going to come true.

 

I am the King South London Litter Lout!

 

No amount of police will stop me dropping my litter!! Be prepared to be covered in a literal snowfall of cocaine wraps, clear plastic bags with traces of ket, copious amounts of empty SKOL Premium cans, empty burger king wrappers and thousands of discarded newspapers that were Millwall Bricks used to smash your cars up.

 

LITTER LITTER LITTER OI OI OI

 

November 18, 2009 11:40 AM

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Shit, but one of my favourites:

 

"Cillit Bang Crew said:

Cillit Bang Crew 'ere - teaming up wit da 1001 crew. You Stains gonna get cleaned up

 

November 18, 2009 12:17 PM

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Staines Pansy said:

 

You Millwall thugs think you can come over 'ere and trample all over us well you've got another thing coming. The roses have mobbed up and the fuschias will be picking you off one-by-one.

 

We are not going to be watered for 5 days before the match. WATCH OUT!!!!!!

Ali G said:

 

Aiiiii,

 

Don't worry people of Staines. Da Staines Republican Army will protect you from dese gud fa nuffink South east-siders! Dey is just big girls. If any of dem is serious, dey will meet by the fruit machine in the amusements shop on da high st innit!

 

Peace!

 

Ali.

 

By the way - I is away at me aunties in Bracknell that day. Good luck everyone.