http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/unusual-...g-debate-a.html

He must weigh 40 stone... not only is he fat but look at the height of the fucker!

This happened to me on a flight with Lauda Air from Vienna back to Manchester. It was a small plane with just 2 rows of duel seats and I had a front row seat with extra leg room. A guy as big as the one in the photo sat next to me and it was just like the photo with me squashed against the window! The thing is, What could I do? On one hand I felt sorry for the bloke but it does seem unfair on the poor bugger (me!) who has to spend an unpleasant 2 hour flight.

Being a skinny fucker, I think everone should have a weight allowance, all in. That means simply you have say 120kg each and you weigh yourself with your case at check-in. If you have too much baggage either by your personal or luggage weight then you pay as normal.

At least fatty was getting value for money on one cheek.

It may be politically incorrect of me, but, I do state at check-in that I'm not going to sit next to some fat person. The type were it's impossible to place your arm onto the armrest, because their flab has just turned it into some kind of flesh waterfall. Pay for two seats or get on a diet.

my mates a fat c**t 54" waste thats all most as tall as me and he allways pays for 2 seats

Being a skinny fucker, I think everone should have a weight allowance, all in. That means simply you have say 120kg each and you weigh yourself with your case at check-in. If you have too much baggage either by your personal or luggage weight then you pay as normal.

 

I hope that never happens, i'd have to go on holiday with just my undies on