Manliness is farting and despite you're your senses telling you there is something hideously wrong still being able to sit in the same toxic stench, even though you know you're rotting the stitching on the couch.

 

It gets Doris proper going it does.

As a self-confessed Erasure fan, your current obsession with all things of a botty nature is starting to point in only 1 direction.

 

It might be time for you to have yourself an anal bleaching, buy some uncomfortable shoes and locate the nearest glory hole. I think this will help you decide once and for all.

 

Good luck with your new "direction" Smiffs. We're all behind you. Just a good few yards behind you.

Edited August 30, 201015 yr by Spider

There is only a good pedicure between raw neolithic masculinity and raving homosexuality.

it's gay pride as well this weekend

 

not that there's owt to be proud of, sticking your cock up a man's arse, but something seems to have got smiffs curious

Just been up Leyth and thought I'd get one of my own going.

 

Marching down Bradshawgate chanting 'We're here, we're queer, we're not going shopping!' got me three headbutts, four attempted knife attacks, two small children spitting at me, a bottle to the temple, and a curious but knowing look from an old bloke in a mobility chair.

 

It got me thinking.

 

I reckon there is money to be made there; 'Rough Builder and Retired Astmatic Pitman Sex'. It's sure to be in the 'Alternatives' section of your local muck shop, next to 'Binman Fisting' and 'My Hunk Has Whitefinger'.

 

 

 

 

 

"Bin man fisting"

Just been up Leyth and thought I'd get one of my own going.

 

Marching down Bradshawgate chanting 'We're here, we're queer, we're not going shopping!' got me three headbutts, four attempted knife attacks, two small children spitting at me, a bottle to the temple, and a curious but knowing look from an old bloke in a mobility chair.

 

It got me thinking.

 

I reckon there is money to be made there; 'Rough Builder and Retired Astmatic Pitman Sex'. It's sure to be in the 'Alternatives' section of your local muck shop, next to 'Binman Fisting' and 'My Hunk Has Whitefinger'.

 

living in the pink capital,i was made aware of various 'alternative' markets by a hotel owner i know.when i asked him why,on the gay rainbow flag outside his hotel,there was unlike the others, a bears footprint on the top corner.he informed me this was because it was 'bears week' and a said 'bear' in the homosexual world translates a big fat hairy gay man! and this said weekend was for big fat hairy gay men to come to blackpool and enjoy other big fat hairy gay men!

a few weeks later i noticed the usual rainbow flag had been replaced by a sky blue flag with a little red heart in the corner.i again asked what this meant,he went on to tell me that it was indeed 'polar bears' weekend!...which are big fat hairy GREY men!! ....i wish i hadnt asked!

so if your old man says hes off to blackpool for the weekend 'with the lads'it could be polar bears week!

living in the pink capital,i was made aware of various 'alternative' markets by a hotel owner i know.when i asked him why,on the gay rainbow flag outside his hotel,there was unlike the others, a bears footprint on the top corner.he informed me this was because it was 'bears week' and a said 'bear' in the homosexual world translates a big fat hairy gay man! and this said weekend was for big fat hairy gay men to come to blackpool and enjoy other big fat hairy gay men!

a few weeks later i noticed the usual rainbow flag had been replaced by a sky blue flag with a little red heart in the corner.i again asked what this meant,he went on to tell me that it was indeed 'polar bears' weekend!...which are big fat hairy GREY men!! ....i wish i hadnt asked!

so if your old man says hes off to blackpool for the weekend 'with the lads'it could be polar bears week!

 

so why were 40 bolton fans out in blackpool the other week?

so why were 40 bolton fans out in blackpool the other week?

dont think they were quite there for the bears to be honest mate! ..but you never know!

Just been up Leyth and thought I'd get one of my own going.

 

Marching down Bradshawgate chanting 'We're here, we're queer, we're not going shopping!' got me three headbutts, four attempted knife attacks, two small children spitting at me, a bottle to the temple, and a curious but knowing look from an old bloke in a mobility chair.

 

It got me thinking.

 

I reckon there is money to be made there; 'Rough Builder and Retired Astmatic Pitman Sex'. It's sure to be in the 'Alternatives' section of your local muck shop, next to 'Binman Fisting' and 'My Hunk Has Whitefinger'.

 

Is it on the same shelf as "Schindler's Fist"?

Manliness is farting and despite you're your senses telling you there is something hideously wrong still being able to sit in the same toxic stench, even though you know you're rotting the stitching on the couch.

 

It gets Doris proper going it does.