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Is that as good as it gets?

Afraid so

I dont get it?! Or am I being retarded

Well, you were half right in your choice of title; it is Tuesday!

I dont get it?! Or am I being retarded

 

 

Don't pretend you don't watch it!

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what on earth is that all about ? Don't bring me into it.

i really dont get it

Whoooosh

 

I'm a northerner and still don't get it.

Little Johnny walks into his parents' room one night without knocking only to see his Mum and Dad hard at it, drenched in sweat, Mum on all fours and Dad really throwing it in there. Little Johnny is aghast, but his Dad merely laughs, picks up a pillow, throws it at him jokingly and says 'Get the hell out of here, you!'

 

About 30 mins later Dad emerges from the bedroom to get some water and is distracted by strange sounds from the end of the landing. He walks down and in trepidation opens his son's door. To his horror, Little Johnny is there in bed banging his grandma. Johnny looks up with a grin and says "See? Not so fucking funny when it's your Mum is it?"

So I take it not many of you watched dear old Jack Duckworth die on corrie on Monday! It was quite emotional... But not for long as Call of Duty was coming out

So I take it not many of you watched dear old Jack Duckworth die on corrie on Monday! It was quite emotional... But not for long as Call of Duty was coming out

2 wrongs don't make a right

Who is Jack Duckworth?

whats corrie?

whats corrie?

 

A small place on the Isle of Arran in Scotland.

Also a small place near Lockerbie

 

To get back on subject, why are these pathetic programmes called "soap operas"

Also a small place near Lockerbie

 

To get back on subject, why are these pathetic programmes called "soap operas"

 

Something to do with all the adverts being for soap when they first came out on't radio. Aimed at wimmin!

Something to do with all the adverts being for soap when they first came out on't radio. Aimed at wimmin!

While soaps themselves have complicated stories involving romance, betrayal, and dark family secrets, the story behind the term "soap opera" is simple and squeaky clean.

 

Taken from Ask.Yahoo