IAMFUCKINGIN

This Xmas has hit home that I am getting older.

 

Black Eye Friday and the wife is out on her Xmas do but I've had had to give mine up not becaus she's gone out but becuase someone has to take, and then pick up, my eldest dowter from her school Xmas do.

 

Give it until 9.20pm and I shall be joining you.

 

Well I've had no cunting laptop for 8 days

 

What the fucking shit

 

My life has become aparant to me when I've been completely fucked and bored without it

 

Andhow, I'm here, avoiding blackeye Friday despite the fact I live there

 

Should be some cracking Shagging behind McCaulays in a couple of hours

 

My telescope camera will be out in a few hours

 

Hopefully some utter filth

I've had a couple of glasses of wine over a nice meal. Mental!

This Xmas has hit home that I am getting older.

 

Black Eye Friday and the wife is out on her Xmas do but I've had had to give mine up not becaus she's gone out but becuase someone has to take, and then pick up, my eldest dowter from her school Xmas do.

 

Give it until 9.20pm and I shall be joining you.

 

Mrs out as well whilst I look after kids on black friday.

 

Hit the homemade scrumpy so well ahead of you!

I bet you've not bummed the next door but one neighbour tho!

I bet you've not bummed the next door but one neighbour tho!

 

 

You told me Colin told you he didn't fancy you.

What's this we

You told me Colin told you he didn't fancy you.

 

 

He let me dig his dog up from the bottom of the garden

He let me dig his dog up from the bottom of the garden

 

 

So early to reach so low......

So early to reach so low......

 

 

Stone cold sober too.

 

Worrying.

I was in a pub earlier, and there where gangs of people sniffing chan from keys

 

Now, what's this key shit

 

Surely a celebrity would suffice, keys must be a gay portion

Stone cold sober too.

 

Worrying.

 

I'll no be asking you to dogsit some time soon.

fuck me

 

forgot i posted this

 

its only 9 aswell

Well I'm half way through and only Portsmouth come close

 

Shitty Friday

The wine is flowing and the kids selection boxes are winking at me

The wine is flowing and the kids selection boxes are winking at me

now that's a friday neet

 

don't resist

Edited December 17, 201015 yr by boltondiver

I was in a pub earlier, and there where gangs of people sniffing chan from keys

 

Now, what's this key shit

 

Surely a celebrity would suffice, keys must be a gay portion

 

Its better in a coin !

Acrylic nails have their uses.

Fucking filthy junkies.

 

I'd sooner snort fag ash.

 

More wine gums vicar?

Acrylic nails have their uses.

 

Cant be doing with them, pain to undo my button fly, when a need a tickle !

Cant be doing with them, pain to undo my button fly, when a need a tickle !

 

Aye to many cuts and scratches down there when zipping down unless you like it rough

Fucking filthy junkies.

 

I'd sooner snort fag ash.

 

More wine gums vicar?

 

yep

 

id rather eat my own shit for breakfast, dinner and tea.

 

and im serious

yep

 

id rather eat my own shit for breakfast, dinner and tea.

 

and im serious

 

Puffs, I will lend you one of my crack pipe's when you finaly cave !

I dont mind folk on it, more folk thatn not I socialise with are on it, I'd just sooner not bother