May 11, 201115 yr a mate is selling 2 tickets seated for ?150. it is in sunderland if everyone is interested.
May 12, 201115 yr OK. Promise not to wipe it on your clothes either. There's a box of hankies next to the lingerie drawer. Always thinking.
May 12, 201115 yr Last time I looked that drawer was full of toys and the knickers were stuffed in the sock drawer. Not that I went perving in your room when I went for a shit or anything.
May 12, 201115 yr You had a shit on my toilet? You sound surprised. Did you expect him to shit in your bath?
May 12, 201115 yr You sound surprised. Did you expect him to shit in your bath? No, surprise as in, he did that without permission? Guests should ask first if they may drop the kids off in your pool! It's manners is that. He clearly saw the quilted bog roll, easy reading material and took an opportunistic one. The cheeky get!
May 12, 201115 yr You had a shit on my toilet? I might as well get it all over and done with so here goes.... I wanked in your mucky knicker basket as well. Sorry.
May 12, 201115 yr Author ok sorry to disrupt your love affair but the tickets are no longer up for sale, his sister is having them. not that the rush was threatening to knock anyone over
May 12, 201115 yr Wanking in a mucky knicker basket is acceptable, however, putting them on your head first puts you in the Whitt deviant category. Ani, am I to presume you don't want a copy of the lezzer video then?
May 12, 201115 yr Do you need a production team. If you're going to make one you might as well do it properly. I've got 2 cameras / equipment / editing suite, and I've done a few weddings. This just seems like a natural progression. Oh aye, I'm local, and i've just checked my diary and I'm available
a mate is selling 2 tickets seated for ?150.
it is in sunderland if everyone is interested.