It seems tha Manchesters favourite scouser has had a bit of hair surgery

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/players/wayne-rooney/8556643/Wayne-Rooney-had-hair-transplant-at-Harley-Street-clinic.html

 

Its a bit like putting lipstick on a pig!

He should have tried a personality transplant first, horrible cunt

He will look like Elton John FACT

He would like to fuck Elton John FACT

As a bald man, I'll be happy that he will no longer be a part if the bald community.

He's got worse problems than being a slap head. He's hideous. Fair play to him for trying to polish a turd though.

Might give him more confidence in himself[though I doubt he gives a flying ****], which could provide a greater good towards his football for England, though his appearance hasn't really been an hindrance for the majority of his playing career.

 

Talk about scraping the barrel to find positives[ from an England fan view] from something hardly newsworthy shave it all off Wayne, slap some vaseline on it, direct it towards the sun, momentarily blind the keeper, shoot and win the World Cup for England

 

Just remembered that England are such a fail, dream instantly lost

Dids, sort out a picture of Shreck with a syrup on his napper, there's a good lad.

Dids, sort out a picture of Shreck with a syrup on his napper, there's a good lad.

 

Here you go. Now he's a proper scouser

 

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00623/SNN2203XX_ss_623797a.jpg

Might give him more confidence in himself[though I doubt he gives a flying ****], which could provide a greater good towards his football for England, though his appearance hasn't really been an hindrance for the majority of his playing career.

 

Talk about scraping the barrel to find positives[ from an England fan view] from something hardly newsworthy shave it all off Wayne, slap some vaseline on it, direct it towards the sun, momentarily blind the keeper, shoot and win the World Cup for England

 

Just remembered that England are such a fail, dream instantly lost

 

He didnt give England any thought when he got himself booked and suspended from the Switzerland game so I doubt his new hair do is England related.