After returning home last night in a state that Oliver Reed would have been proud of I decided to hide my money, fuck knows why I live on my own Can I remember where I hid it, can I fuck I've checked my shoes and it's not there but can I find it, can I fuck My online bank account tells me I withdrew ?250 at 01.43 and I've recovered ?1.45 so far, oh and a kebab

 

I predict in August, I shall find a wad of notes I'd forgotten all about

Where was the best place you went this time garpo??

Even more bizarre, I seem to have split them into ?50 batches and hidden them in different places, I've recovered 3 lots so far so I'm only missing ?100 at the moment

 

Food Cupboard

Under my pillow

In the washing machine

 

I'm sure I thought it was very amusing last night but with a shocking hangover, I don't feel much like playing treasure hunt today

sounds like you have a potential script for a game show on your hands widders

i withdrew a ton in macedonian notes at 1am in the morning

 

i was leaving 6 hours later

 

big boo boo

i withdrew a ton in macedonian notes at 1am in the morning

 

i was leaving 6 hours later

 

big boo boo

 

i take it you cant use it other than in macedonia?

no, but worse still, you couldn't use 100 quids worth in macedonia!

 

unless you lived there a few years

300 cans off that owd dear with the ice cream thingy