Widnes Two Hats Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 After returning home last night in a state that Oliver Reed would have been proud of I decided to hide my money, fuck knows why I live on my own Can I remember where I hid it, can I fuck I've checked my shoes and it's not there but can I find it, can I fuck My online bank account tells me I withdrew ?250 at 01.43 and I've recovered ?1.45 so far, oh and a kebab I predict in August, I shall find a wad of notes I'd forgotten all about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Have you checked under your foreskin? - there could be up to ?8 in loose change stashed there. I once found some money in my freezer as well......I don't know how or when it had been put there, but it was a nice find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 fridge, oven, microwave, washing machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 fridge, oven, microwave, washing machine. Casino, prossie, taxi fare home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Casino, prossie, taxi fare home Harsh. Are suggesting he paid one of our mods for sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 The "Jonny" pocket in your jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Harsh. Are suggesting he paid one of our mods for sex? It does read a bit like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 "too much money - not enough sense" my dad would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Chances are you went for a slash or empty when you got in so there's a chance you've had yer trolleys round yer ankles, spotted your cash in yer pocket and hid it under the bog mat BB, No1 Columbo Fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted December 23, 2011 Site Supporter Share Posted December 23, 2011 That was an expensive kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Mine usually appears stashed in a book. Especially after a bog induced reading session. Hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylswhite Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 One bloke who i work with got ?200 quid out pissed up one time. He went home and hid it in his printer, he didnt find the money til about 2-3 months later :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 i usually stash mine inside a sock in my drawer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M G WHITES Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Last Xmas found mine in top Oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 under the xmas tree to surprise your self xmas morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 i usually stash mine inside a sock in my drawer Hope it wasn't the wank sock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Dancer Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Went to pick up my suit from the local dry cleaners about two years ago which was run by a lovely couple. On handing over the suit they also handed me ?360 which they said they had found in my inside jacket pocket. The last time I had worn the suit was at Haydock park on a mates stag do. I don't usually mislay money being a bit of a tight arse with cash. However I was struck at the honesty of the couple from the dry cleaners to whom I sent some flowers and a card the very same day. On reflection I don't remember too much about the stag do? but it must have been a bloody good day for me to forget about the money in my suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Hope it wasn't the wank sock No thats under my bed, anyway my pet Dog found that last week, he dropped it in front of the Mrs, I said it look liked some snails had been crawling over it so he must have found it outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james phillips Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Few years back - stag do in benidorm. woke up with out the 300 euro i had in my pocket as i rushed out the night before. Was sure i`d been dipped in the local brass house.Accused half of spain of being a tea leaf- made a police and hotel theft report,and was pissed off having stopped my bank cards. Got home- Wife was sorting my smelly washing out and discovererd 325 euro in a sock.How did that get there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 One euro trip, can't remember which, zico hid his passport and stuff in his hotel room when pissed and couldn't remember where the next day It was eventually found in the inside stuffing of a chair Try that widders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted December 23, 2011 Moderators Share Posted December 23, 2011 Is it up your bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 (edited) Is it up your bottom? I think someone would have found it by now. Edited December 23, 2011 by Underpants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 (edited) Buy a mon bag so you can carry yourself with you and leave it in there, you set of fuckwits! Edited December 23, 2011 by no balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Mon bags are the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Mon bags are the future next thred O SHIT left my Mon bag in a gay bar with all my cash in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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