After returning home last night in a state that Oliver Reed would have been proud of I decided to hide my money, fuck knows why I live on my own Can I remember where I hid it, can I fuck I've checked my shoes and it's not there but can I find it, can I fuck My online bank account tells me I withdrew ?250 at 01.43 and I've recovered ?1.45 so far, oh and a kebab

 

I predict in August, I shall find a wad of notes I'd forgotten all about

Have you checked under your foreskin? - there could be up to ?8 in loose change stashed there.

 

I once found some money in my freezer as well......I don't know how or when it had been put there, but it was a nice find

fridge, oven, microwave, washing machine.

fridge, oven, microwave, washing machine.

 

Casino, prossie, taxi fare home

Casino, prossie, taxi fare home

 

Harsh.

 

Are suggesting he paid one of our mods for sex?

The "Jonny" pocket in your jeans

Harsh.

 

Are suggesting he paid one of our mods for sex?

 

It does read a bit like that

"too much money - not enough sense" my dad would say.

Chances are you went for a slash or empty when you got in so there's a chance you've had yer trolleys round yer ankles, spotted your cash in yer pocket and hid it under the bog mat

 

BB, No1 Columbo Fan

That was an expensive kebab.

Mine usually appears stashed in a book. Especially after a bog induced reading session.

Hope this helps.

One bloke who i work with got ?200 quid out pissed up one time. He went home and hid it in his printer, he didnt find the money til about 2-3 months later ::

i usually stash mine inside a sock in my drawer

Last Xmas found mine in top Oven

under the xmas tree to surprise your self xmas morning

i usually stash mine inside a sock in my drawer

 

Hope it wasn't the wank sock

Went to pick up my suit from the local dry cleaners about two years ago which was run by a lovely couple. On handing over the suit they also handed me ?360 which they said they had found in my inside jacket pocket. The last time I had worn the suit was at Haydock park on a mates stag do. I don't usually mislay money being a bit of a tight arse with cash. However I was struck at the honesty of the couple from the dry cleaners to whom I sent some flowers and a card the very same day. On reflection I don't remember too much about the stag do? but it must have been a bloody good day for me to forget about the money in my suit.

Hope it wasn't the wank sock

 

No thats under my bed, anyway my pet Dog found that last week, he dropped it in front of the Mrs, I said it look liked some snails had been crawling over it so he must have found it outside

Few years back - stag do in benidorm. woke up with out the 300 euro i had in my pocket as i rushed out the night before. Was sure i`d been dipped in the local brass house.Accused half of spain of being a tea leaf- made a police and hotel theft report,and was pissed off having stopped my bank cards.

Got home- Wife was sorting my smelly washing out and discovererd 325 euro in a sock.How did that get there?

One euro trip, can't remember which, zico hid his passport and stuff in his hotel room when pissed and couldn't remember where the next day

 

It was eventually found in the inside stuffing of a chair

 

Try that widders

Is it up your bottom?

Is it up your bottom?

 

 

I think someone would have found it by now.

Edited December 23, 201114 yr by Underpants

Buy a mon bag so you can carry yourself with you and leave it in there, you set of fuckwits!

Edited December 23, 201114 yr by no balls

Mon bags are the future

Mon bags are the future

next thred O SHIT left my Mon bag in a gay bar with all my cash in

Didnt hide it anywhere, but

 

In vegas few weeks back, passed out in the traps on the bogs in planet hollywood with pants round my ankles

 

Few hours woke upto some whore going through my pants

 

She'd robbed a few hundred dollars the thieving tramp