There's some things no household should never run out of.

 

Bog roll, shampoo/conditioner, deodorant & Vimto.

There's some things no household should never run out of.

 

Bog roll, shampoo/conditioner, deodorant & Vimto.

 

Lager

Garlic

Chillies

Basmati & paella rice

Domestos

 

Obviously, the bleach is for if you run out of lager.

You nipped and got one of those individual ones they sell at newsagents didn't you?

 

You can judge a person by the bog roll they buy.

Take a newspaper to the toliet

 

Relax, have a read, and just in case

I currently smear something called Shea butter on my nipsy.

 

Still ferkin stinks.

 

 

Always

 

ALWAYS

 

Check there's some fucking bumwad before you start hurling a weeks worth of lager laden dirt down the chord bin.

 

That walk to the shower, whilst only a few metres, was abominable.

 

I have done that....at work.

 

The sheer terror at the realisation was unreal. I had to then listen to make sure the toilet was empty then scurry around to the next cubicle.Possibly the lowest point of my working life!

 

Still not low enough to not share it with Wanderers Ways!