You are a massive massive massive enormous huge gargantuan cuntcap

 

Some bellend yakking on his phone slammed into the back of me near London at 5pm and as a result I am into the 9th hour of a probable 11 hour tow home off the AA. 4 changes of tow truck and not one of them goes above 52mph.

 

I AM GOING TO RAPE HIS INSURANCE

 

then, I hope he dies.

You never even get any on your chin?

 

Not as long as she swallows.

Prefer a nosh, less mess.

It's an art form doing that in a way so as the recipient doesn't crash

So I'm told

Booooooooo

 

You lot are the reason your premiums are expensive!

 

Scouse sympathising twats... Haha

Nothing is that important that you can't wait to take a call or text whilst your driving.

 

see, i can see a woman thinking like that

 

us blokes, some of us, have proper jobs and are indispensible and need to phone/email from the outside lane

Edited November 8, 201312 yr by Casino