You are a massive massive massive enormous huge gargantuan cuntcap

 

Some bellend yakking on his phone slammed into the back of me near London at 5pm and as a result I am into the 9th hour of a probable 11 hour tow home off the AA. 4 changes of tow truck and not one of them goes above 52mph.

 

I AM GOING TO RAPE HIS INSURANCE

 

then, I hope he dies.

RAC take you stright home no pissing about with changes JSL

 

hope you ok ........apart from the wiplash bad back bad knee

Minimum 3k spiders.

RAC take you stright home no pissing about with changes JSL

 

hope you ok ........apart from the wiplash bad back bad knee

You seem to have forgot about the trauma, stress and sleepless nights along with loss of earnings and potential earnings.

Minimum 3k spiders.

Is that for every relative that was in his car when it happened?

Plus you can't get a hard on anymore and it's made you turn gay

And ginger

I see a lot of it and it irritates me greatly, the worst stuff now though is people texting whilst driving, now that is dangerous. It should carry a minimum 9 point penalty, not just 3 points

I see a lot of it and it irritates me greatly, the worst stuff now though is people texting whilst driving, now that is dangerous. It should carry a minimum 9 point penalty, not just 3 points

must admit  i do it

must admit  i do it

 

you naughty boy, I'm going to send NB round to spank you

you naughty boy, I'm going to send NB round to spank you

I do it loads

must admit  i do it

 

That could explain a lot.

I do it loads

 

what, spank LW?

what, spank LW?

All the time.

 

He was 6 foot and could spell before we started our Saturday morning sessions.

All the time.

 

He was 6 foot and could spell before we started our Saturday morning sessions.

twat

Missed out the chest and shoulder pain through the seatbelt stopping you.

I was driving on the East Lancs a few months ago and a van driver was watching Game Of Thrones on his Ipad while driving.  Couldn't believe it.

 

I've seen people on Facebook too.

I was driving on the East Lancs a few months ago and a van driver was watching Game Of Thrones on his Ipad while driving.  Couldn't believe it.

 

I've seen people on Facebook too.

 

 

Were you able to maintain his speed so you could watch it too?

Nothing is that important that you can't wait to take a call or text whilst your driving.

 

I saw a TV programme once were a lorry driver was texting and he smashed into the back of a car as he hadn't realised the traffic had stopped.  The driver of the car was a beautiful 21 year old girl who lost her life and the programme followed the police up to the point where they knocked on her parents door.  Horrendous.

Were you able to maintain his speed so you could watch it too?

I did try

Anyone tried to knock one out whilst driving?

Anyone tried to knock one out whilst driving?

 

Yeah, whenever I pick up LW I always wank him off whilst I'm driving. 

 

When in Morris Green...

Anyone tried to knock one out whilst driving?

havent we all

Anyone tried to knock one out whilst driving?

 

Prefer a nosh, less mess.

You are a massive massive massive enormous huge gargantuan cuntcap

Some bellend yakking on his phone slammed into the back of me near London at 5pm and as a result I am into the 9th hour of a probable 11 hour tow home off the AA. 4 changes of tow truck and not one of them goes above 52mph.

I AM GOING TO RAPE HIS INSURANCE

then, I hope he dies.

Being in the backseat I am in agony here

Prefer a nosh, less mess.

You never even get any on your chin?