October 14, 200421 yr but not the next morning 1) singing danny boy after inhaling a balloon full of helium
October 14, 200421 yr My mate dancing badly on purpose in nightclubs - trying to disguise the fact that he has no rythmn, he's probably reading this & will even admit it Drunken fights - especially women ones O:) Thinking what was really in that kebab you ate on the way home :-& People who gurn Asylum-seekers dress sense Fenny's hairline is a cracker as well :D/ PB Lights are blinding my eyes
October 14, 200421 yr Holding up the chinky chippy next to the Raglan pub on halliwell road with a plastic gun........... that was last night, christ knows what i will do on friday.
October 14, 200421 yr everything is funny when your drunk.exept getting married like i did 20 years ago.thats not funny #-o #-o
October 14, 200421 yr shagging a fat bird [-X regards BC It ain't funny, it ain't big (although she might be) and it ain't clever. Carlos O:)
October 15, 200421 yr Asylum-seekers dress sense I have a theory: The latest film showing in Eastern Europe was Grease. Hence they all dress like T-Birds.
October 15, 200421 yr everything is funny when your drunk.exept getting married like i did 20 years ago.thats not funny #-o #-o I bet it weren't, especially when you turned out to be a bummer
October 15, 200421 yr Driving through a fast food drive through at 2 o'clock in the morning in an imaginary car. Then threatening the bloke behind with the police for driving into the back of my imaginary car Asking complete strangers if their mothers sleep with alsations
October 15, 200421 yr Shaggin a 27 year old bird with 4 kids from Little Hulton seemed funny last week. After text messages all week it's not funny anymore! Fengshui with green cock
October 15, 200421 yr After text messages all week it's not funny anymore! Fengshui with green cock You're suppossed to take precautions You should have given her PB mobile number instead
October 15, 200421 yr Shaggin a 27 year old bird with 4 kids from Little Hulton seemed funny last week. it will seem even less funny next July, when she has 5 kids!
October 17, 200421 yr Shaggin a 27 year old bird with 4 kids from Little Hulton seemed funny last week. it will seem even less funny next July, when she has 5 kids! I've just read this and it got me laughing through my hangover
but not the next morning
1) singing danny boy after inhaling a balloon full of helium