'Wanna see some puppies'

wanna buy some oil {snigger}

......i always read upside down little girl, that way i cant be held responsible for any fucks ups, cos i just say 'hey.., i never read that memo !!!!!'

"suppose a shags out of the question?"

 

"too ragging right Mr. President"

Bollocks, I think I've just shown how thick us yanks really are!!!

"You're having a laff ain't you, you can't be called Kerry"

"Read me the one about Little Red Riding Hood again, go on pleeeease"

"OK Mr.President, just once more".

"and what did Goldilocks do next?"

"she discovered weapons of mass destruction in the bear's house?"

" no Mr.President...think porridge"

"porridge of mass destruction?"

president "are you the american version of spazzy darren"

 

spazzy darren usa "yes mam"