theres a few gals postin on here now, and some ( who i wont mention :-$ who are girls, but pretend to be blokes on here)

and obviously men who are girls, or gay, or cross dressers etc...

anyway, to get to the point,heres the ladies night entertainment plan

 

 

tyler-music

how to be the perfect housewife lecture- horwich

mud wrestling demonstration-swanny

dog training demonstration- swanny.

lap dancer- seasoned traveller.

 

 

lets all chuck a couple o' quid in gals then st can get a new sparkly christmas thong.

how much for 'ful monty' st? or do you only go to the thong?

MG - How to sercurely chain your wife to the sink. :^o :-#

MG - How to sercurely chain your wife to the sink.  :^o  :-#

 

i think MG- Extreme ironing is more your thing!!!!

 

or even MG- How to survive the Hen-Pecked years!!!!!!!

 

have i gone to far yet???????

Can honestly say I have never used a iron in my life.

 

 

I dont chain the missus to the sink. I use one of them long dog leads :^o

one of those extendable ones, which you can lock off at the required length??

 

so you let her get to the pub, then lock it so she cant get to the bar????? pure evil.

 

bet you have a right laugh when she needs the loo eh? locking the lead 1 step before the loo.

one of those extendable ones, which you can lock off at the required length??

 

so you let her get to the pub, then lock it so she cant get to the bar????? pure evil.

 

bet you have a right laugh when she needs the loo eh? locking the lead 1 step before the loo.

 

Yes* :^o :^o :^o

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* I'll show this post later when I had a couple of stellas :shock:

Can honestly say I have never used a iron in my life.

 

...and by the way you dress I would definately go along with that! :D/

don't have to wear a dress while singing do I??

Can I come if I wear my hair down?

no tyler, you dont have to wear a dress, otherwise we would all see your knickers while you were sat down playing the guitar.

 

and carlos, course you can come with us , providing we can give you a 'bitch name', and you must let us put spray glitter in your flowing locks. ( ali came up with that condition)

I waited on at a ladies night on friday.

Very scary =;

Isn't the phrase "Ladies Night" a contradiction of terms, like Police Intelligence?

 

I ain't ever seen any ladies on these ladies nights. Tarts, yes, ladies, no!

 

Care to comment, "ladies"?

Isn't the phrase "Ladies Night" a contradiction of terms, like Police Intelligence?

 

I ain't ever seen any ladies on these ladies nights. Tarts, yes, ladies, no!

 

Care to comment, "ladies"?

 

What you doing on a "ladies night" Traf are you one of the tarts ??

 

:-$

Did the security at the Chippendales at Parr Hall Warrington a few years ago (ladies???? were f*cking mad)

Isn't the phrase "Ladies Night" a contradiction of terms, like Police Intelligence?

 

I ain't ever seen any ladies on these ladies nights. Tarts, yes, ladies, no!

 

Care to comment, "ladies"?

 

What you doing on a "ladies night" Traf are you one of the tarts ??

 

:-$

traffs just pissed cos he volunteered to do the lap dancing, and i asked seasoned traveller instead- ( only the best for the ww ladies/tarts/her indoors type people)- st is now waiting for his sumo thong from japan.

After my experiences on friday night, i'd say Traf isn't too far away from the truth.

 

Sorry Missus C :-({|=

After my experiences on friday night, i'd say Traf isn't too far away from the truth.

 

Sorry Missus C :-({|=

 

you mean trafs a better dancer than st?????

 

have to admit that packs of women plus beer can get pretty scary, been on plenty hen nights etc but they get dodgy when those evil 'dare cards' come out,i got stuck with 'obtain a ginger pube.'it was hell on earth, firstly trying to find a ginger, then trying to persuade them to pluck a pubic hair out for me, soooooooooooooooo embarrassing, id rather pull a moonie any day, its much easier.

 

one night ended up going to a male lapdancing club, erotic??? no way, bloody pathetic, i was totally embarressed by the way some of the girls behaved.Gotta admit the blokes were gorgeous, but thats just not my thing, some of the gals on that hen night were biting the blokes bums n stuff, i wouldnt do that if i was totally shit faced.

 

all in all, as much as i love my girl pals, i have gotta admit that we can get stupid when were all together. pretty much like stags nights eh??

 

face it, were all as bad as each other. you think ladies nights are depraved??? any worse than boys weekends in prague?? i think not.

some of the gals on that hen night were biting the blokes bums n stuff, i wouldnt do that if i was totally shit faced.

 

if you were really unluck you could get REALLy shit faced!!

 

erm i'll get me coat

frank, ive just heaved up cos my brown sauce looked like runny poo.