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The Vomit Files

Carlos the greek has declared himself ww vomiting champion.

 

now in all truth, we have all chucked up after beer.when was your worst vomiting experience?? where is the worst place youve ever puked?? the most embarrassing puking situation??

 

I went to a college ball at the Moat House Hotel, was 18 at the time, feeling very sassy in sexy evening dress, thinking i was cool to drink vast amounts too quickly,( you get the idea)

 

had to suddenly flee the room as urge to vomit hit me hard, got into the corridor, a waitress said she would get me a bucket,( by this time i was cabbaged on the floor), saw a bucket type thing, puked in it, the waitress came back with a bucket,

 

 

and i had puked in..............................................

 

go on, guess!!!

 

an ornate silver soup bowl, it looked like vegetable...or was that the puke?????

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First time I got drunk. Was at home. Early teens. Parents were okay for me to have a couple of ciders under their supervision. I had the full bottle - Olde English. Big mistake. Puked from the top of the stairs downwards.... and let's say, no step was left untouched! It contained my supper - a ham butty - which I must have sucked down - cos it seemed to be almost totally intact... unless my stomach had pieced it back together again!

 

I was a serial puker after smoking weed. Always had a whitey. Usually threw my ring. It was a tobacco thing.

On the Waltzer. On the 'Bricki' where Yorkies and Aquarius used to be.

 

Full carrage, half way through ride..

Ssssssppppeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.. fookin everywhere and on everyone. Set off the lad sat 2 seats from me in the carrage, and who didn't get caught by me, was roundly finished off by him.

'orrible it twas !

MR H is the king.

 

Walking down the main street at west ham, throwing up over all the ethnics.

Mr H is indeed the king of the art of vomiting.

He can vomit whilst walking and not splash himself or spill his pint.

 

Now, that's class!

Two stand out, both not mine.

One at Charlton a few years back when some pissed up Bolton fans went off to the bogs at half time. Came back to their seats minus one - "he's fallen asleep in the bogs" was the explanation. Half way thorugh the second half he appears, sits down and then chucks up all over the bloke in front. Had to laugh.

And an Xmas lunch at work couple of years ago; in the boozer afterwards one lad's in a bad way so we give him a pint of water - that was a mistake. he legs it up to the bogs and as we'd not seen him for ages I thought I'd best check he was OK. So I go up there and all i can hear is the sound of puking (was Julie Andrews in that?); but then I realise its coming from a cubicle so I think he's be Ok apart from some splashback. So i go round the corner to the pissers - and there's literally rivers of puke. He must have been having a slash when his banks burst. And worst off he'd had chocolate fudge brownie things for afters - and they were floating amongst the puke making it look for all the world like he'd spewed up then shat in it...

my mate puked up in his sisters jewellery box & she made him

clean it out the morning after. i once puked in me pint then

gave it to leigh white telling him i couldnt finnish it would he

like to . fell out big style when he took a swig :D

1.Spewed at a christening on someones landing

 

2. Spewed over a nurse on a recent hospital visit

 

3. Spewed on the cricket field whilst bowling

 

4. Spewed in the shower, whilst getting ready to go out on Saturday.

 

 

I do have a stomach condition though ](*,)

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1.Spewed at a christening on someones landing  

 

2. Spewed over a nurse on a recent hospital visit

 

3. Spewed on the cricket field whilst bowling

 

4. Spewed in the shower, whilst getting ready to go out on Saturday.

 

 

I do have a stomach condition though  ](*,)

 

 

i think you may win the compulsive vomiting championship award!!!

The vomming champion was a guy I knew int army, had a big session the night before a CFT (Combat Fitness Test - 8 miles with full kit). He managed to keep in step turn his head and spew at the side and continue.

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