Frank Costanza

Bloody hell - be cheaper to buy a flat and stick it in there

Just had a browse on there for #bwfc. Jesus, some right idiots. Some pretend hard men, some fat boys banging on about how they chinned a lad at Swansea at the weekend - some other spaz jabbering about how we should appoint Speed.... Let's name and shame the worst offenders: 1) @bwfc_nozza - some funny looking bird who intertwines talking shite about Bolton with shite about Irish boybands 2) @RDM_BWFC - some fat lad who, as mentioned above, thinks he's rock hard 3) @JDerbyshireBWFC - some teenager who has a look on the BBC and then copies journo opinions and passes them off as his own Will add some more when they appear

No it doesn't make anything like interesting reading - it's sensationalist tripe.

Oh and Sampson has problems....he'll not make it. He's got a big head after all the praise that came his way when he first signed terms with us. It'll be his undoing.

Lynch is going to be a good keeper - he's ahead of Lainton for me. Rest are all shite.

They're playing away in Israel. Likely to be without Shawcross. Likely to be with Upson. We'll not have a better chance to get back on track. = We'll lose.

Oi Mini - give Si Charlton a bell, yeah?

Depends on the weather. It's quite cold out, isn't it

My heart bleeds for him....erm no it doesn't actually

Right So how does this place operate?