Yeah, totally spot on. I only have that rag to read cos its the only paper my Mum and Dad get - a quick read through usually results in laughing at at least 4 serious "articles"
Dont worry - anyone seen Everton's run in? On sky they were sayin they've still got Arse, Manure and the toon away or somethin. If thats the case then bring on the last game of the season!