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Watchin the game in my local - not that bothered who wins. One of the best games i've ever seen, decent nights entertainment. Idiot Irish gimps as usual gettin far too carried away behind - Liverpool win and in celebration the w@nker smashes his pint glass over my mates head, although he did it "by accident". Blood everywhere, all on CCTV, barman well up for sorting the red ginger out. Pigs turn up with the ambulence (5 bleedin cop cars for one incident!). When my mates been cleard up a bit and shipped off to hospital, policewoman turns round and says "its late, and it was obviously an accident, so we're not going to do anything". Couldnt believe it - Gobsmacked I just say "what?", so she wades up to me, gets on her toes and shouts at me to watch my mouth! Aaaaaghhhh!

Me to ;pp They're both w@nkers

I'll take ipshit. This is gonna be fun!

:bb :bb :bb :PPa :PPa :PPa ;dd ;dd :vm :vm :vm Christ my head hurts now. Might go back to :zz

Get in!!!

I voted Lib Dem...twice!!! Lazy house mate said he wouldn't vote, so I took his voting card too - voted in one polling station for myself, then went into the city centre to vote again. Didn't do any good mind!

I got told that the Tories look for people they think will vote Labour, and then send them a leaflet to try and persuade them otherwise and vice-versa. I think thats bobbins though, cos I got one from the New Christian Democrats the other day, whose main pledge is to build a bible-bashing school called Emmanuelle where "children of ethnic minoroties will not be included". Oh-er

I got the Greens as well - it's a fix. Tony Blair - biggest traitor in our country's history - if I got given 24 hours to live, the first thing I'd do is go to France, buy a gun and do everyone a favour and shoot him.

party!

33%

...started an "altercation" in the players tunnel at half time with poor little wayne routledge. Ian Dowie says savage "clipped" him with the elbow and now wants a piece of him. Go on son! ;pp

I want to know who dresses Big Sam - what does he look like?

Upson

Badly wrapped donner

sugarpuffs

mary poppins

"Big Sam looking at bringing Stubbs back to BWFC"

Tonight - babysitting Tomorrow - babysitting, but takin me cousins to their first game Sunday - babysitting, but pay day Sunday night - packing to go back to the toon, then :bb :bb :bb

I got pompey and jackburn to go down last day of the season We get 5th with 61 points, 2 behind Liverpool Chelsea champs on 98 points

I always end of spending ?????? in manchester - even cider's expensive in most places in the printworks - llyods is cheap though..used to work there a while back

captain scarlett

Audi

Some of them are piss funny...they always are unless it happens to you!

It's well hard - I can only get 220

Someone out of Kill Bill