Bea Smith

you a student then???

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ogre :-$ shrek

suppose you could rent me for one night just to laugh at my ear skin grafts then???????

I'd love to see you do this =P~ actually watching a documentary on uk history channel last night about the birth of pornographic photos and magazines etc, on there was a mag dedicated to watersports, some of the wee shots on there were amazing, i didnt know women could wee so far, metres long, better than men, was wondering if to start a thread on how far can you wee, and how much- a pint??? a litre???

Why? does he give you lockjaw? absolutely fan flippin tastic !!!!!!!!

rinsing out the milk bottles to give back to the milkman, whats the point eh? they go to a factory and get super washed there.

c,mon ST, get real, its rent a wife, not rent a passionate hot blooded latino bitch. ill be boringly married to you for one night, oooooohhhh the joy, pay me first.

with a peg on your nose??? or were you kind and put it on his????

Right, another completely stupid money making scheme from Missus C. Droywhite is missing the wife. Im going to rent myself out as a wife. Ideal for those unplanned situations where wife goes on holidays, goes into hospital, leaves you cos you're a right pig, or you just generaly want to impress mum and dad with imaginary wife. services include, housework, lovely home cooked meals, allowing you to think you're boss( ie; letting you have remote control). pretending you're amazing amazing ego boosting techniques to make you feel like 'your da man !!!' ( nagging is an optional extra, and can range from 'move your cup' to violent arguments.) however, no naked sweeping/mopping etc, and no 'tucking you in' at night. after all, im renta wife, and wives are not sexually active ......( with their husbands). how many nights d'ya want me for ??????? well dont all flippin rush at once...........

aye well the bench does back onto the tennis court so he could have had a crafty hand shandy while watching his first love perfect her backhand (as he perfected his forehand "lob"). blinkin heck lad, you've got some imagination Satan.!!!!! Notice ST hasnt corrected you though................

possibly, but when we played portugal there the atmosphere was completely poo. it was like catching 'midlands disease' everyone all slow and mongy.

Had to laugh at this, not at your injury- cos im not callous and cruel( ha ha ha metal leg ha ha), but i found the way you describe your family amusing. Its like a Beatrix Potter story. One sunny day Mr Fruitbat broke his leg. Mrs Fruibat was very kind, and with the help of Little Fruitbat, she made sure Mr Fruitbat didnt miss any fun. Mrs Fruitbat loved Mr Fruitbat so much, that she asked him not to play that naughty game anymore. ( and actually was sick of him being at home for 4 months and didnt want to do it again). All the Fruitbat family were happy again, aaaahhh, dont you just love a happy ending?? Any more animal families on here??? i know weve got some vegetables, The Spudwatter Clan Garp

let the kids outta the cupboard, give em a fiver, get em to tidy up, then stick em back in the cupborad. voila!!!! easy to piss in sink no pots, happy kids, amazing!!!!! p.s- seriously, well done lad, not a lot of blokes would stay at home with the kids while the wife goes on hols. good on ya. shows you are a real man!!!

thanks traff, !!!! youre right with your comment about pets, if you know your dog/cat etc is on its last legs, is suffering intolerable pain, then we do 'the right thing' and have it peacefully put to sleep, in the company of someone who loves it holding its paw etc. several euthanasia stories in the news recently, a man who helped his wife travel to holland for assisted suicide has been sensationally cleared of all charges as the judge declared it was not illegal to travel to another country with someone if they were unable to travel alone. american kids charged with murder after insisting it was a 'mercy killing', couldve been, but could also have been a lets kill granny for her dosh thing( which is why the whole thing is open to so much scrutiny). in holland, were assisted suicide for people said to be 'in full control of their minds' is legal, new legislation means that children and adults who are not in a fit state to give an opinion , can be made wards of court, and an appointed lawyer will decide if they live or die. Now thats scary, if i was like that id want my family to come to a decision, not an overpaid lawyer who has never known/loved/cared for me. whilst ive always admired holland for their 'assisted suicide' views, i cant help wonder if they are now going too far. there have been cases in england where judges have decided with the help of doctors that infants should stop being resucitated and given medical aid when they are suffering intolerably and have endured SEVERAL MONTHS of extreme agony and there is no way they will improve. in Holland the same child wouldve been ' put to sleep' within a week, are they giving them a fighting chance? or simply writing them off. and strangley, are they trying to create a master race where any weak/elderly/infirm are eliminated??. not saying the Dutch are trying to be mini- hitlers, but where is the line on playing god????? im positive that i want the right to decide to end my life if circumstances in my life take a turn for the worst, im positive that i dont want to see anyone suffer needlessly, but the ethics surrounding it, and the idea that courts etc could decide someones fate... not that just plain scares me.

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if you will wear a pinny and do my ironing you will be my choice anytime! p.s- my last slave/cleaner died of overwork, underpay, and being whipped.

possibly not wise to promote child cruelty eh? dont tell me you did it????

am i going to get beaten up now??? im not giving you my address, NEWSFLASH Bolton lass bludgeoned to death with curling implement!!!! International curling competitor brutally beat to death Missus C in a heated debate over whether curling should be classed as a 'real sport'. Missus C totally denied calling it 'feckin boring' when the un-named proffessional repeatedly whacked her over the head with a broom like thingy. Eventually Missus C died when being shunted accross the floor like an ice puck-thingy-doodah. When questioned about her motives the curling champion said simply-i'll get away with it, im on the rags'

finally, a serious response!!!! fair enough then mr q, but the law says you cant decide that for yourself. what do you think about that then???

o mi gawd, tyler can remember some french!!!!!! which languages did you all learn at school then???? no bollocks about body language, the language of love etc. i did french for 2 years, and german for 5, the advantages???? erm,,,,ive got a phobia about hairy armpits, [-( ( wrong wrong wrong) i can ask where the football stadium in german, :D/ and ive got a french outfit. :-#

looks like another wanderers ways annual award coming up for most incredible death defying injury

dunno mate, i turned it over as soon as i saw the curling tournament!!! what is the lass competing in?, the only places ive worked the ladies look like russian shotputters!!

do you mean, you think about ending your suffering through a fatal injection into mike hunts butt?

dunno if any of you folks have noticed, but a lot of controversy in last couple of weeks regarding euthanasia. do you want the right to die if life becomes unbearable?? does this mean physical pain or emotional pain to. if you had a terminal illness etc and your family understand your wishes, should they then be able to assist your end without geting prosecuted etc?? or do you simply believe that when your times up, then its up, and you shouldnt try to speed up nature?? several areas for debate with regards to children and elderly who may not be able to state what they want, or be able to communicate it to other people, who should have the last say? the individual, the family? doctors? lawyers? and why do i decide to muse over this when i should be enjoying my tea?????????