Bea Smith

Braveman, respect to you for getting it done, its much quicker op and quicker recovery for the man to be sterilised rather than a woman. She will treat you like hero, and will be eager to help you with your first 15-20 duffs just so you can get down to it without ' macs '( as zico calls em). a life of bareback awaits you. salute!!!!! exiled girl is right about the salty water thing. personally though id say get very pissed so you cant feel owt!!!

left

ill have it then, im sure ill put it to good use

checked tickets, were sat in the raised stalls, seats p23/24/25 and 26. and no, were not so fat we need 2 seats each!!, taking jays mum and dad as a birthday pressie for his dad, he's 67, hope he doesnt laugh too much, could be dodgy!!! ill wear a bolton top!!

In missus c's never ending quest to understand the workings of the male brain, i ask make up? morris green refferred to it as polyfilla in a recent post. should girls wear it or not? is it misleading to think a birds lovely looking only to wake up with half her face smeared on the pillow in the morning? how much is too much?? and if you dont mind it, then sweet n natural or vampish bitch?? missus c still striving to be the perfect woman ( still kidding herself n all!!)

anyone else going to the albert halls tonight to watch him??? im going to sit near the back, so i dont get picked on.

hers

ask john leslie-he knows all about camcorders

you

he can earn it.....................

porn????? well thats swung it for everyone then !!!

wouldnt it be more effective to poison the pies????

:badgrin:

too late, me n mr c went in town on sat night after a halloween party-in fancy dress. never got any free beers. but jay did whack some coppers around the head with the grim reaper sheaf. i of course just watched, innocently as they threatened to cart him off............. saw pb in the kebab shop, think he was slightly embarrassed by our appearance !!!

damian muff

you can wear my wig under your pink hat then fenster

into hovering aint ya horwich !!! championship manager-used to be a naughty girl and cheat by becoming the manager of another team, buying bolton players for shit loads of money, selling good players to bolton really cheaply, then becoming the bolton manager again. if only everything in life was so easy to manipulate!!!

niall quim ( if you dont know what quim is research it boys!!!)

should be good, 1/ free sparklers from fenny the pelvis 2/ free beer from horwich basis for complete wastedness. perhaps we shoud wear name tags, then we can introduce ourselves to you horwich- then swop our badges over to confuse you. i can wear my purple halloween wig for easy recognition......................

itch

anyones first computor a binatone?? remember that tennis game? was that the only game available??, next i had a commodore 64, eehhhh space invaders was great !!! used to get blisters on my thumb from the joystick!!! ( still do occasionally, he he )

shit, spazzy darren usa was my vote, i said id vote if he wouldnt try to kiss me with that congealed greb around his gob ( is it called spittle?)

and old woman too stop it, youre scaring me....... i used to think aging would keep me safely away from spazzy darrens advances.............but nope..................ill be running scared on my zimmer too...................

its for men who dont feel like they are the boss of their own home. Therefore this makes them feel tough!!! Kind of object to my 6 year old playing it, he,ll be suspended from school soon for shouting ' shut the f**k up bitch nigger' 8-[ The game is well thought out and is fun, but for someone like me who cant stand violence / blood/ its a no go-oer( but no.....that doesnt mean im stopping going to footie!!)

boys boys.........pack it in squabbling..........youre grown up now :-s