Bea Smith

do you mean, you think about ending your suffering through a fatal injection into mike hunts butt?

dunno if any of you folks have noticed, but a lot of controversy in last couple of weeks regarding euthanasia. do you want the right to die if life becomes unbearable?? does this mean physical pain or emotional pain to. if you had a terminal illness etc and your family understand your wishes, should they then be able to assist your end without geting prosecuted etc?? or do you simply believe that when your times up, then its up, and you shouldnt try to speed up nature?? several areas for debate with regards to children and elderly who may not be able to state what they want, or be able to communicate it to other people, who should have the last say? the individual, the family? doctors? lawyers? and why do i decide to muse over this when i should be enjoying my tea?????????

oh my lord, get strapped to the sofa folks, 'curling' is on sky sports 3, eeehhh the wonders of winter sports. how can they have amazing sports in the winter olympics like snowboarding, ski jumping etc- then have flamin curling???? who invented it? a school caretaker with a broom on an icy playground??? so, i ask the question- which is the stupidist sport?????

hotel

Happy, dont mock ST, that could be the site of his first sexual experience, and therefore could be dear to his heart.

seems like the banjo string thing is quite common, once got a very late night phone call off my kid brother, who was in a state of panic about something,wondering what the hell he was flapping about i discovered he had the same injury, when i asked him how he hadnt noticed it happening he said' i thought she was on the rags' , i didnt know whether to offer him sympathy or laugh. he went to the docs the day after, and it happened several times after, docs said had to have it stitched or get the snip, dunno what choice he made, but what a mad thing to ring your big sister for!!!!!!!! good job im not a gobshite who will tell everyone eh????......................

went to lever edge 82 til 89, dont remember a mr scholes,then again my memory of anything more than a year ago is always a wee bit fuzzy.

the cat is actually babysitting for 3 days guys, hardly the best situation to eye up totty and get an extra marital legover.................. unless he locks em in cupboard with a 24 bag of crisps, some rola cola, and a potty.......................

oh and i was going to put something really lame like, 'oh i burnt my hand once when i turned the toast over'.

lever edge primary, then hayward, wonder what the point is though, all those gcse's, AS levels and city n guilds, and what am i?? a flamin housewife. shouldve wagged it more!!!!

Wimin not doing the housework ill have you know ive been a very very good housewife recently, ive even worn a pinny. so leave me alone, im perfect!!!! :^o

just found a slug in the house, totally freak me out since standing on one years ago when i was barefoot, heaved as it exploded between my toes, heaving now too. what freaks you lot??? spiders?? worms???? im a celebrity get me outta here??

99% match with fernando alonso, formula one racing driver. thats why i drive like a flippin nutter and cant pass my test, if only they would just increase the speed limit,............id pass easily!!!

total 86%, what is that supposed to mean to me then???

watched little britain for the first time, thought it was pretty funny, that fat woman at the health farm nearly made me need those incontinence pads again............

here is a handy list of WHAT NOT TO BUY YOUR LASS FOR XMAS. 1/ pinny/apron, 2/ weighing scales( for self not cooking ingrediants) 3/anything relating to housework,you may need a new washer, but for gawds sake dont pass it off as a pressie. 4/ a book entitled 'how to keep your man happy' 5/a home made voucher entitling her to 'a free blowjob' 6/a bra 3 sizes too big and knickers 3 sizes too small.( give ann summers or la senza vouchers, cos the wife actually knows what size she is) 7/ a remote control holder( c'mon thats just takin the piss-you'll never let her have the remote anyway). why not keep it simple???? just give her all your money.

after having head up nelly the elephants butt d'ya reckon he brushed his teeth first or washed his face? or puked????

dont you mean cross dressing jay c?

Most vocal member of the MILF association- Fenny

ok satan, how did you stumble accross that?? you were looking for porn sites for your hanging fetish wernt ya!!!!!!

that cant be real... surely not????? hope there wasnt a bloke sat in the cabin of the crane, wouldve shit himself if it tipped over!!!!

i suppose that bumper pack of vaseline i recommended has almost gone??? oh well, off you go to the cash n carry again,......

it appears my hubby is quite willing to call you all fat, but is too embarrassed to admit that HE WAS OVER 18 STONE SO ADMIT IT FATBOY!!!!!!!!! think the term -hypocrit rings a bell............ whereas me, ill just say I WAS A FAT BITCH....SO THERE.... and thats the final say on it jay...............fatty...............

fenny, ive know a few old ladies who could do with a 'youthfull injection' in their lives, shall i sort it??? gflf- ha ha