Bea Smith

and i thought you were a virgin when i met you......owing to your lack of technique........ 8-[

our first xmas at home for years as we usually go to the canaries to escape. pissed off with it already, dreading it in a few days when slade is played in every shop in bolton and people are belting out xmas numbers on the kareoke!!!! roll on new year!!!!

worry when you cant see your willy!!! more than the half the population is overweight, with a fair few classed as clinically obese. we are fat bastards!!!! feb this year me n jay couldnt even buy any decent clobber we were such fat knackers, jay was 18 stone, i was 12( which is mega bad for a 'lady'). did the atkins diet, voila, both dropped 2 stone. doc said jay should be 13 stone for his height, well he would look like a concentration camp victim if he was so small, all these charts and graphs etc dont take into account build and bone density etc. ignore em, if you feel good and look ok then ignore how much you weigh. And yes, traff and hazzy have both lost shit loads of weight, well done, we can see your facial features now !!!!!( im dead now aint i?.....)

I used to live there and on Le Gendre :-$ Your not the hairdresser are you? anyone know any male hairdressers that are not gay?? i dont mean barbers, i mean those who do lady hair.

fenny, you need to get bird to bonk regularly if youre considering the virtues of pygmy poking!!!!!

glad he ate her

Happy is playing God aint ya!!! Conjuring up evil plots to deprive you of w-ways so he can stir up 'trouble at mill', he will be moving in on the wife next!!! And yes Happy, i did get more pots washed thanks to the site being down,!! bonus point- sex doubled !!!

ive had lady viagra, which resulted in the near death of my hubby. i think he will ban me from future use, poor thing never had so much exercise !! was liquid stuff in a sachet, tasted crap, was probably some random persons sperm................... ( am now disgusted by that thought, why oh why do i have such a vivid imagination?)

will be a parade in town centre on sunday, my father in law is bursting with pride because he has been chosen to lay a wreath for the veterans association. the roundhouse( haliwell social reform club) will be full of vets on sunday, hip flasks ful of brandy, medals on show etc. God bless em all. Heros everyone.

elbow

funeral decisions being made today, will post tommorrow, Veronica has indeed requested all attendees wear Bolton/England shirts. Fearnys ashes will be scattered at The Reebok. Fitting place for him. Reebok Voice is making enquiries at the ground re-minutes silence, but obviously thats not his decision and he can only do his best, he will however try to mention him, so for the first time ever, can we all be at the match before kick off. ( not that fearny ever was !!!) Veronica has requested that flowers come from family only, and is coming to a decision on charitable donations. She has recieved many emails from friend of Fearnys up and down the country, and is touched by the many mentions for him on message boards etc.

predjudice

cunning plan, jes works there at de veres. she could spike him!!!! come on girl bump him off, or head butt him at the very least!!

oooh, bet he got thwacked over the ed with the rolling pin!!!

your friend like sheep??

that is truly a terrible shirt. looks like barbie coloured puke.

a mate of mine lives in new zealand, and it still costs me the same as any other text. check with your service provider.

Nice to see he was well thought of by so many others, he has been a close family friend for the last 20 years and will be sorely missed. Article on page 5 Bolton Evening News. A minutes silence is in order. Will pm reebok voice. Will post details of funeral arrangements as soon as i hear, R.I.P Fearny.

Where do these stupid sayings about people come from ??? GORDON BENNET?? wtf? FOR PETES SAKE? whos pete?, what do we have to do for his sake? my favourite, BLINKIN NORA( or some of you may say bleedin nora), has nora got a continuous eyelid flapping disability?? or is she constantly menstrual?? YA BIG JESSIE?????? PEEPING TOM? Who are they, where do these sayings come from, and what do they actually mean??? any name-slander historians on here??

i ike the pavillion on blackburn road, also moghuls palace on chorley old road is good too, missus c curry expert

no no, get w-ways back off, me and jay c had a like..........'conversation' n stuff this weekend, instead of fighting over the lap top !!! w-ways- the stuff divorces are made of................... happy wanderer- marriage guidance councellor !!!!

theres been plenty of programmes on recently about plastic surgery. would you have it done?? what would you change?? you can have pig fat injected into your widgy to make it fatter,brings a whole new meaning to the term ' pork sword'...... some lassies in china/japan are paying thousands to have their eyelids slashed to look more eastern, and spending 3 months with legs in traction to gain 2 inches in height. are we feckin crazy????

ive obviously led a sheltered life................ i never knew pac man had sex!!!!! :br :br :br

tenant lager

it had to be the brown one to be a true believer, if it was grey your just jumpin the bandwagon. american theme tunes while loading every fukcin game, what was that about??? i was a band wagon jumper!!!, skint as hell so mam had to save for ages to buy one, probably the last child in the universe to have one,!!! as for the american theme tune thing-obviously they were trying to brain wash us all even then !!!! that joystick was bigger than a bleedin car gear stick tough!!!