Bea Smith

Micky....who's testicles do they put in kebabs??

Does it go ooh ooh aah?

Well usually, there has only been the exception of the leg facing the wrong way whilst his innards were outards. Even then he was being a wet lad.

It took one denail to get you all admitting it! GOOD BOYS Glad there's summat normal about you lot......

No it mean that 9 of the strumming girls couldnt vote as theyve gone blind!

He's had his hands amputated?

Woah...calm down folks...i meant winking. Dirty minded so and so's

But would they give you the 'horn'

P.S- i am now recieving text alerts with regards to the frequency of ham shanking. Cheering me up no end while i burn TSO's tea!!

Sharp...very sharp...

PMSL!!! Hmmm...not sure really, ...sod it..yeah go on !!!

Aye, that needs to be added for us nork wearers. Its grrreeeeeaaaattt

Theyre not shy NB, theyre simply offended by the blatant sexual connatation. Its just not right or ladylike.

I know, you should see me laugh when the kids split their heads open on broken glass.

Hence my little disclaimer in my other post.

Sent him a text and offered lift. He may be too afraid though.

I dont think that will suffice the serial mourners of Liverpool. Black arm bands and a minutes silence is more their style.

Well then?

On the news this morning that a 45 year old liverpudlian woman walked out in front of it. If she wanted to top herself she didnt have to risk everyone elses lives too. ( apologies if it later turns out she was deludued/ill/blind etc etc) Minutes silence ???

Any more crows feet biatch?? have a good un! x

It was the word..magnolia that did it.

Don't go giving me silly ideas......( i'll ring you for advice on the content of the messages though..)

Well if im not required in the cheerleading/phone holding capacity can we go to the pub?

Personally id've done 1,2,3...

Jeez gal you think waaaaayyyyy too deeply. Although, when i was decorating i did once write 'jays' across my chest with emulsion ( magnolia for those who are interested...). When i flashed him he said 'wtf does that say?' I got the letters the wrong way round......