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Holly Wood WTF where her parents thinking?

Sorry to hear that your Dads passed on, im sure you will make the right choices with his legacy and he will be proud of you.

Can you promise a ruck?? I'll come along if i can someone to guard the kids. If i fancy a keg can you pick me up Sir William?

we ae the only team not to have a player sent off thisseasn so we shold get it

Actually it was pure unadulterated sex that brought us together, i didnt look at him and think 'ooh lets be friends', i thought, 'i want to screw him till my hips break'. Just sayin like!!!

Name your fave smell and worst smell. Fave-summer worst- puke

and the next thread is...Missus C's new user name suggestions..... :::: !! I'll always be Missus C on here folks. Ex-Missus C or Missy G just aint got the same ring to it!! And thankyou, sincerely, from both of us for the flood of texts/emails/pm's etc. You're not bad for a bunch of heartless/notreet/mindless thug type loon heads.....who smell.... ( i have a thing about smells today...hmmmm...i can see a thread coming on....)

BTW, its true..i know its hard to believe anything Jay says cos he's a fishing expert, but it is true. So.... 1- We both need our friends right now 2- Dont be doing no 'side-taking' bollocks. It isnt the playground!! 3- I dont want any of you to be any different with me now im Ex-missus C. This has been coming for a long time and we have passed all the bitterness and bad feeling and we are moving on happy with the descision we have made together. So please....dont anyone feel 'on edge' or 'uncomfortable' around us. If you say 'TSO' to me i wont carve you up....so dont act like i will!! We have a lot of good friends that come on this board...and it may seem childish announcing it like this but its better and more honest than letting the rumour mill take control. Anyway, You all smell, Nic x

Dirty git got what he deserved, even 'walk away and keep your mouth shut missus c' would deck someone for that. Im kinda dissapointed i missed it! Most importantly....did TSO wash the grob off before getting into my bed? Fair play to the ref too- wether he saw it or he didnt...common sense tells you that anyone will react to that. Can you all have a ding dong next week too?? If theres a promise of violence i'll get a babysitter!!

shocking behaviour

I was going to be Daniel, which was then passed on to my younger brother. Apparantly i was going to be called Claire too but i 'didnt look like one' ( what scrunched up red wrinkly screeching newborn looks like anything??), hence i am now Nicola Claire. Speaking of names, im working in a HR department at the moment and i am constantly confused by folk who use their middle name instead of their first. What is the point? Just use your God damn name and stop giving me a headache. Im going to start answering the phone as Claire just to wind them up. Mongalongs.

A cockheavy ringtail raper who likes to climb werewolves. So im Swanny????

Zozzmeister...get some trainer socks love...

Nowt wrong wi it.... I never feel sorry for him when Mr Big comes out of the bedside drawer.

She then asked for a payrise and they all went on strike. The End

That bloke i room with

Is this a good time to say that my nickname is Squirrell???

Jules- thankyou that was helpful, Smiffs, i bet you were grinning away to yourself at the thought of how funny you are. ( full marks though witty sod i didnt see that coming!!)

Reet you lot, help the poor lady out here.... Im applying for a job for which i meet all the essential and desirable criteria bar one.. Knowledge of Oracle Software Package Can any of you tell me anything about his, or ideally can any of you arrange for me to have a look at this package 'in action'? Im going to plum for honesty and say ive no experience but have 'done my homework' and am aware of the systems capabilities/uses/pros/cons etc. Its gotta be worth a shot!! HEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP you bunch of smelly boogers.

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Only if the body slamming/wrestling type events of last week are repeated.

At least Tottys wife didnt pay for the mmf action she recieved from two of the hotel waiters while he was at the bookies. And im sure he wouldnt mind the fact that he lay in their spunk that night. In fact im sure he'd be glad to know she was having fun strumming and pushing her tits in their faces. He's very open minded and liberal. I need a bloke like that!!

See,its started again. Are all us gals on the same time of hormone cycle? Talked about nowt but sex and sexual suggestions for the last couple of days!Randy b*tches.

Salford White V Widnes Two Hats??

Hmm, strumming out of the house... in the car at work at the hospital supermarket think thats it so far, im sure TSO may remind me of others. Now thats honesty. I have no shame. You already know im a disgusting slut anyway so who cares.