Bea Smith

That wasnt a security tag chuck. It was a device that electrocuted me everytime i thought of shagging you.

Hmm, you promised to pay for my Berlin trip when you were intoxicated at Rochdale. I let it go thinking you were drunk and talking poo. Now i realise i shouldve just asked for your debit card, pin number and withdrawn the money. Im quite sure you would've been non the wiser. Like Ada.

Gosh do they make them that big?

Just got 6 for the Dec 8th gig at Liverpool.

Aye the Mop/Wheatsheaf is still tucked away at the back.

Obviously he would have to be bathed in some sort of acid first. Im sure he would have lice. Looks the type. Eyes too close together...

Oh you blatant liar! It isnt a pound shop. But considering the precinct seems to be overun with them im not suprised you made that assumption. Tsk tsk you're losing it boy.

Just a few notes. 1- Take her to specsavers 2- How long would you go without if he was your only option? Personally- i think he's rank- but how long of going without would make me hump him? I'd be in the desperate range. But im not saying i never would!.

Oooh GM11 is tasty. Do they come with attachable stiff 'manparts'? I think i may have solved my 'dry spell'

Snot fair, you cant put any pair of knickers on them. The combo of lady and knickers i wanted wasnt possible. Im sulking. I feel cheated. Any girly version with sexy blokes in hunk pants? ( not leopard skin thongs).

your just jealous of hiom cos you can't have me

tso is banned yet retards like this come on

Went up to Twiggys last night- there was an article in the Bolton News about young Sam on Friday. I asked how the sponsorships were going and its coming in 'dribs and drabs', a few companies have donated items to raffle off so if people are not in a position to sponsor please consider apporoaching your place of work for a donation or auctionable item. Sam is a wonderful young lad and stays well adjusted despite his obvious success. Fair play to his family for supporting his dream to represent England, it takes a lot of dedication. Well done young un !!

And Strongow is the Devils p*ss

Yes you did- but i didnt eat them all love it was that scrounging one.

You always ring at the most inconvenient moments! "Hi Nic how are ya?" " Im having a really big wee can you hear it?" I do remember speaking to you as i recall telling you my battery was running out and if you needed to speak to me again ( or listen to me wee) you would have to ring Brixtons phone. See- i was relavtively sober then...honest...!!!

If i was doing anything dodgy then no......

Did you have turn up's too then? Buggers they are. Health and safety issue. Don't drink and turn up. You lot were supposed to look after me, i warned you all that id had no breaky or dinner and what do i get? 6 mini cheddars and 2 chips. Its just not cricket. Had a good giggle though. Thankyou MG Boys/men/oap's.

Can't you introduce the wee ones to alcohol??? Slowly and gently mind...until you can train them to top yer glass up?? JAL

Twice..... In 3 minutes....????? Er....me.... Just getting in there before Brixton 'i wont tell a soul honest Nic' jumps in. I did blame it on getting my heel caught in my turn ups...however...i think it was because i was mullered!!!!!

Possibilites 1- Genuine lass with a thing for Bowton meat 2- Total wind up 3- Youre being lured into paying for 'services'

See you've got it sussed lad- credits for being truthful- 'dunno what time i'll be home' AND credits for witholding the truth about why you came home early. Clever boy!!

Spot on lad no lies and no false promises.

I only need a fridge/freezer , wardrobe and a bed now. Not asking you lot for beds though as i get the feeling there would be random bodily fluids on the mattress!!

Do you eat them all or seperate em and just scrape the filling off with your teeth?