Sweep

Deliverence

incest :-&

scrote

Is that the car that Rooney has just bought for his bird?

Somebody told me that the Cattle Market now attracts prostitutes as they now hang around Lever Street plying their trade - surely that can't be true. I worked on Lever Street 10 years ago and never once saw anyhting resembling a lady of the night, generally just swaety grease monkeys from Edbro!

tart Jam

I was playing football down here 5 years ago or so yes, not sure about anybody called "Deano" though

1:1 Diouf netting another penalty!!

wasn't it also called "Duck and Firkin" for a while?

pussy licking =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~

Church Inn anybody?

Why would you need a flat clean surface? [-X otherwise your coke might spill (for the non-drinkers amongst you) O:)

Pig Wanking

I would

Why would you need a flat clean surface? [-X to roll pastry out on

or a small specialised metal plate with razor type thingy insert that fits nicely into the back of a fag packet! it's amazing what you can buy for ??3.50 down Hitchin market these days!

isn't that full of bearded real ale drinkers?

In my local, down in Bedfordshire, the landlord has started spraying the flat surfaces in the toilets with WD40, in order to stop any......... :-# we've cunningly worked a fail safe method though - so normal service is resumed!

No, but if he dresses like that he's gonna get some 'stick' Could really get on my 'wick' that What? Us waxing lyrical about a footballer? This thread could go into melt down

He played 60 minutes for the reserves last night (also got booked) By the way we won 2:1 against Leeds - Kaku socred a penalty, and the Polish 16yr old centrehalf (who's name I can't spell) scored with a header as well

I presume that is supposed to say Brothel........... so Prostitute :br

do you eat the urinapple chunks from the Gents?

delighted when Dickov missed his penalty, the obnoxious little turd

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