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The Chipperfields treatment of primates had greatly improved since the court case.

What were their fans chanting in the game that the ref abadoned? Was it "fcuk the Jews!"? (In Dutch)

I may have no luck with horses but get on; Chelsea Shakhtar Valencia Can't lose and if you want another Hull to up the odds. Monster monster!!!!!

On the sick and nothing to do so on the old t'internet. Any decent tips for Thursday? Need a winner man. Can't pick me nose at the moment. Seen Aylmer Road do fcuk all today so need someone ITK.

Avoid "Scorpios" dodgy as fcuk strip club. Got took for a ride and when we realised we were being fleeced said we'd come back tomorrow and burn the fucker down. The bouncers took offence at this and chased us back to our villa. Don't fall in that volcanic sand if your wearing black it's a fucker to get out.

Pop wagon. Cresta and the like. We use to make our kid drink a bottle of it and then make him jump up and down to here the noise.

Manchester United. I can think of at least two things wrong with that statement.

All together now......... :-({|=

What baby seals? :::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::

No looking for a place to have a good wank at some couple fooking!!!

Pissed wet through? More like pissed. Good to see the White contingent in the former Soviet bloc. You've got to be loyal to go all that way to stand outside with no cover and then have the possibility of getting arrested by police so corrupt that they make Terry Venables look like a saint.

Has anyone been to that car park near Worsley Old Hall, I always that it was for lifters but i've seen it mentioned on a dogging website?

Superb value One wheelchair plus one red cape (one careful owner) $10 O.N.O.

Beckham's problem is he's addicted to the media attention - he can't leave without it. Remember when Ferguson threw that boot at his head, the next day he's there with that Alice band on, just right for a good front page picture of himself playing the victim for all the world to see.

i've got to say i like it around Nelson Square. Ok bit pretentious but it makes up for it in totty and at least you can have a late ale without paying to get into some shit club full of kids. Plus Bolton is based all around the centre, if your in Manc town you want to move from one bar to the next we're talking black cabs to make it before they shut the doors on you.

is this like "help I'm a Celebrity get me out of here" but without the fake tits or Jordan?