Kid: Psst, Robbie, Feck off to Jackburn you wanka.

 

Not funny maybe but it IS what the kid is saying, I'm an expert lip-reader, even from still-photos!

Kid: oi robbie, who's ya mam on the phone to now!

sorry love diouf's just scored, anyone got a tissue

Robbie on phone:Somebody`s just thrown one off the wrist into my eye.

Kid: I`m not surprised as you`ve been playing like a c.unt all season.

robbie is saying ' iam at the match sat behind camilla parker bowles'

What do you mean Chelsea have come in for me ? - Isn't Chelsea nearer to Wrexham than Birmingham ?............no ? - Ah well fcuk the parents then !!!!!!

'Will, of course I love you'

"the medication's wearing off and I'm feeling a bit funny...."

"You don't sound like your in Blackburn - what's weather like over there"

lad talking to mother "why do we have to sit with this moneygrabing twta"?

Kid: Robbie You've Got Something In Your Eye...

Robbie: I Have??

Kid: Yeh your sixth finger, you should fit in well at Jokeburn

Lad: that kunt behind us is playing an invisible mouth organ

Mother: I know, dont look