Porrohman

He`s more wooden than Bob Monkhouse. :p

Well they where running out of material for Air Crash Investigations!

Pinching a loaf. Bombing a rat.

Bet he`s got a cool hand now though!

I`m surprised they havn`t tried to push your dad out before now Pablo if he`s got 40 years in, as there are hardly any old timers at the scrapyard/shithouse,it`s what the twats like Crozier likes to call `natural wastage.`

Feck off he is shit and gets sent off often and he`s fecking shit on championship manager as well!

Could have been one of his neighbours...when I delivered to his house he was about as popular as a dose of clap.

He`s going back to what he loves best....appearing in the Adams Family.

He`s defending us being 1-0 down pussy.

If you promote dry bumming in a tent then you should expect the Lord to get even.

Lazy fuckers? Why because some finish early,yeah the ones who fooking go in an hour before they are supposed to,don`t have a break,run round like a set of twats use their own cars,dozier and Late-on brought this practise in as they wanted a single delivery to save money,funny but not many posties made much time up before maybe an hour if you was on a doddle. Crozier is a pussy,going on about spanish practises,hummm what about your `gravy train`practises,bullshitting on about how your pension would also be affected.....well if I was on a milion pound a year I wouldn`t give a shit about a pension,and lets face it you won`t be in the fooking job that long,you`ll be shagging another company into the ground.

Bring in the Albanians, they'll deliver parcels Yeah to their mates house.

Yeah I`m going to work for Postcomm.

Cheers guys. The reason the job is down the pan is mainly down to the scotes they now employ which arn`t even vetted anymore. You had to sit a feckin exam when I went for a job now they go round asking the Abduls if they know anybody who wants a job! All the old sweats have been pensioned off along with years of knowing every street in Bolton,the managers are people who have come out of college or some other job they know fook all about (Alan Leighton and Crozier at the top)no promotion amongst the ranks anymore. Alot of junk mailing companies tried to shove through items that didn`t have the right postage as the prices went up recently and instead of getting the items sent back the t.wats charged the customers along with birthday cards/anniversary cards that one time they waivered.

Getting back to the picture........I look forward to the Ant and Dec film coming out The Princess Di Autopsy.