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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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You lot are not taking my problem very seriously are you [-( Have any of you seen the film The Entity? I may wake up in the morning and i might have been buggerd by a spook????????? Yeah yeah, not for the first time I can hear you say.

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I may wake up in the morning and i might have been buggerd by ELTON JOHN????????? Yeah yeah, not for the first time I can hear you say.
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where I used to work, girl was working during the night, absolutely alone in the building. She was doing computer stuff and had her key ring with her; now we'd joked about the key ring before as it was supposed to be able to be dismantled into 3 bits but noone could ever manage it. We'd tried really forcing it etc but noone could ever do it and sh'e given up on the idea. Anyhow, she nips off to the ladies this dark night and gets back - again, emphasis here totally desserted building - and looks down at the computer....and next to it is the key ring but in its three constituent parts, neatly arranged on the desk.

Needless to say she legged it.

Undies, yes your house is probably haunted. Simplest thing is, when you're trying to get to kip tonight, just try not to think about what's up in the loft.

Hope that helps.

Satan.

PS What you could do is put a tape recorder up there and see what voices manifest themselves on the tape during the night.

PPS Are you sure it just wasn't Rentokil round again?

PPPS If you end up with a bath full of ectoplasm, just give MickBrown a bell

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Undies, stick a cork in your ass.

 

pot, kettle

 

sdw, i meant stick a cork in his ass to prevent mr entity from bumming him,not cos im being a cow with him.

 

stick one in yours too............... 8-[

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