Do you believe in them? The reason I ask is that something so bloody strange happened yesterday I???m starting to wonder if ghosts do exist.

 

I was upstairs pottering around and I thought it???s cold up here but couldn???t figure out why. A coupe of hours later I was going upstairs and I noticed that the hatch leading to the loft was open and that was were the cold air was coming from. It must have been 10 months since I was last up there and I normally have to balance on a kitchen chair just to get up there. Just in case someone was up there creeping about I went up for a butchers armed with a metal bar and a lamp. Anyway, no one there and no way through from next doors loft. BTW i live on my own so no one else could have done it.

 

They say that the truth is out there, but I am bugged on how to explain this

 

Can this story go in Mike Hunts book off ???very interesting??? of anecdotes?

I may wake up in the morning and i might have been buggerd by ELTON JOHN????????? Yeah yeah, not for the first time I can hear you say.

You lot are not taking my problem very seriously are you [-(  Have any of you seen the film The Entity? I may wake up in the morning and i might have been buggerd by a spook????????? Yeah yeah, not for the first time I can hear you say.

 

http://www.artbyaxel.com/section_store/sto...AYCANDYCORN.htm

Undies, stick a cork in your ass.

Undies, stick a cork in your ass.

 

pot, kettle

load of bollox.

 

next question please.

 

 

One day you will change your opinion

 

nope, not happened yet.

where I used to work, girl was working during the night, absolutely alone in the building. She was doing computer stuff and had her key ring with her; now we'd joked about the key ring before as it was supposed to be able to be dismantled into 3 bits but noone could ever manage it. We'd tried really forcing it etc but noone could ever do it and sh'e given up on the idea. Anyhow, she nips off to the ladies this dark night and gets back - again, emphasis here totally desserted building - and looks down at the computer....and next to it is the key ring but in its three constituent parts, neatly arranged on the desk.

Needless to say she legged it.

Undies, yes your house is probably haunted. Simplest thing is, when you're trying to get to kip tonight, just try not to think about what's up in the loft.

Hope that helps.

Satan.

PS What you could do is put a tape recorder up there and see what voices manifest themselves on the tape during the night.

PPS Are you sure it just wasn't Rentokil round again?

PPPS If you end up with a bath full of ectoplasm, just give MickBrown a bell

This is a spooky one from

http://paranormal.about.com/library/bl_gra....htm?once=true&

 

This old granny had her photo taken

 

the bloke appearing behind her was not there when it was taken but looks just like her late husband!:

Undies, stick a cork in your ass.

 

pot, kettle

 

sdw, i meant stick a cork in his ass to prevent mr entity from bumming him,not cos im being a cow with him.

 

stick one in yours too............... 8-[