for St Georges Day - anyone going amongst you lot ?.

 

and Jules fcuk off before you start anything about being racist.

Do you know what I found out the other day? God's honest, I've got distant relatives who live in the Shankill district of Belfast. I had no idea.

 

Well let's see, my real Dad's Dad died of a bumper heart attack at 48, my stepdad's Dad used to play rugby for Salford and when not drinking was twatting his nearest and dearest and being an all round nasty man, my Mam's Dad lost a leg on a French beach in 1944. In letters from his mates we found when he died one of em said 'you'll never guess what Frank, we found your boot but it's no good to us cos the laces had snapped.' Another one told him he could go and visit his wife on Hope St in Leyth, so he probably went round there and rattled her cos he used to do that too, till he went impotent of course. Without doubt my favourite deceased relative.

 

See, I'm from good, salt of the earth, honest stock.

Well I'm up for going, who else wants to go?

one grandfather drove a tank in WWII, the other taught Bobby Robson how to play football. Both played a part in defeating the Germans, one with more success than the other (bloody penalty shoot outs!!! )

Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it. So it's all forgotten now and let's hear no more about it. So that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Herman Goering and four Colditz salads....no, wait a minute...I got confused because everyone keeps mentioning the war.

 

"Will you stop mentioning the war?"

 

"You started it."

 

" We did not start it."

 

"Yes you did, you invaded Poland... "

 

 

 

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So is any one going to Blackpool then

So is any one going to Blackpool then          

 

 

Yes I want to go.

 

Whats the crack??

 

Where and what time etc???

Inde30s are playing in Halliwell next Saturday night. You've gotta turn out in England/St Georges Cross gear. Preferably with a skin head and 36 holer docs. Sounds like it could be a good night.

No ponytails then [-(

Not unless you want shagging

 

PB O:)

And when I get that feeling - I need sexual healing