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I Do Hope the British Press..........

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........Call for Neville to be thrown out of the game for assaulting paying football fans.

 

Fook me - if Diouf had done it - the papers would run special editions!

I think they have no option but to impose a huge fine and a lengthy ban. However, which incident was it closest to:

a) Cantona kung fu kick

B) Carragher coining the Arsenal fans

 

possibly nearer to the latter - not sure what punishment was given to Carragher though.

I'd instruct my brief to issue a summons for his arrest for assault :D

GARY NEVILLE BEATS UP KIDS, BEATS UP KIDS, BEATS UP KIDS

GARY NEVILLE BEATS UP KIDS, BEATS UP KIDS, BEATS UP KIDS

BIG HARD B??STARD

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I'd instruct my brief to issue a summons for his arrest for assault :D

 

Typical bacon not knowing the law. A summons can't be issued through civil law for a criminal matter leading to arrest - only a civil matter for the civil courts - hence no arrest would be made.

 

However, a writ could be issued to sue him for damage/mental trauma as a result of said assault.

 

ALSO, the plaintiff could make a formal complaint to the police which could lead to arrest for assault. This would also then make the defendent (Neville) liable for any damage/mental trauma sustained should he be found guilty - and he would have no choice but to pay the compensation ordered by the court.

 

FUTHERMORE, the victim could also claim through the Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority - although this would be unlikely in this case - as the defendent is loaded and would have no reason not to pay the compo himself.

 

 

 

Tyler Durden QC

I'd instruct my brief to issue a summons for his arrest for assault :D

 

Typical bacon not knowing the law. A summons can't be issued through civil law for a criminal matter leading to arrest - only a civil matter for the civil courts - hence no arrest would be made.

 

However, a writ could be issued to sue him for damage/mental trauma as a result of said assault.

 

ALSO, the plaintiff could make a formal complaint to the police which could lead to arrest for assault. This would also then make the defendent (Neville) liable for any damage/mental trauma sustained should he be found guilty - and he would have no choice but to pay the compensation ordered by the court.

 

FUTHERMORE, the victim could also claim through the Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority - although this would be unlikely in this case - as the defendent is loaded and would have no reason not to pay the compo himself.

 

 

 

Tyler Durden QC

 

Or you could just send the boys round to kick the shit out of him :D

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After receiving a complaint from an unnamed Police Officer...

 

I can confirm I was a teeny bit wrong in my explanations

 

Only a "reckless assault" wouldn't be allowed before a civil court - a s39 or s47 assault could be.

 

Though in terms of the Neville incident - I would argue it was in fact a reckless assault. He commited the action he did without specific intent - yet, completely without regard for the spectators. So in that case I was right - it wouldn't be allowed before a civil court :D

 

Though if it was deemed a s39 or s47 - indeed Officer - a summons COULD be issued for his arrest. My apologies.

 

Tyler Durden QC

I would call you a twta........but there useful :D

Police have sent a file to the CPS over Bowyer & Dyer after complaints from fans watching on telly, so shouldn't take much to get Neville charged as there was a victim.

 

Anyone holding their breath over Martin Johnson and Correy's assault charges?

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Police have sent a file to the CPS over Bowyer & Dyer after complaints from fans watching on telly, so shouldn't take much to get Neville charged as there was a victim.

 

After the ruling in White v Chief Constable South Yorks Police 1991, those complaints from people at home won't lead to direct charges or compo for the complainants.

 

One would have to witness the event live, and be damaged as a result with a "diagnoseable psychiatric injury" (Brown v Heinze). However, criminal proceedings could be brought for a Breach of the Peace, as I doubt either would support charges for assault.

pity cant kick him out of the game just for being a c*nt.

just to add... ferguson has admitted that neville should have been sent off.. hes defiant that scholes shouldnt... but blames " a weak referee "..

pity cant kick him out of the game just for being a c*nt.

 

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pity cant kick him out of the game just for being a c*nt.

 

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and an ugly one too

 

:-$

There is no way you can prove he deliberately hit that person and in his defence you could show his distribution in his previous 450+ games for Man Utd and his <too many> England games.

There is no way you can prove he deliberately hit that person and in his defence you could show his distribution in his previous 450+ games for Man Utd and his <too many> England games.
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There is no way you can prove he deliberately hit that person and in his defence you could show his distribution in his previous 450+ games for Man Utd and his <too many> England games.
=D> =D> =D>

 

i agree

 

if the nevilles can play for england so can I.

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