sory if this has already been posted but i didnt see it...

 

which vouchers will you need for the Marseille away application?

 

i cant imagine it will be blackburn and i hope its not portsmouth...

 

will it even matter?

 

cheers

 

andy

guimaraes

 

 

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1985 Freight rover Bristol City voucher (although 86 ones are acceptable )

 

Torquay 89 vouchers

??10 M&S voucher

Willy Wonka Golden Ticket voucher

 

Or a 20% of your next order voucher from Kays catalogue

 

Mix and match any 3 from 6

1985 Freight rover Bristol City voucher (although 86 ones are acceptable )

 

Torquay 89 vouchers

??10 M&S voucher

Willy Wonka Golden Ticket voucher

 

Or a 20% of your next order voucher from Kays catalogue

 

Mix and match any 3 from 6

I've got a half-eaten pie from the time we beat Palace 5-2 at the Reebok and a broken seat from the Wrexham promotion game, will these do?

Iv'e got a photo of Ricardo from Barnsley away when he sustained the knee injury.

 

This is what you need, but as i'm not going this is up for grabs

 

FACT VVITK

Ive got Derek Scotts Jockstrap from 1986. I believe this is whats required.

Ive got Derek Scotts Jockstrap from 1986. I believe this is whats required.

 

Washed or unwashed?

Can't see it being a voucher for Guimaraes as we sold around 3,000 tickets for that game and we have 2,500 tickets for Marseille.

 

This would be embarassing for the club if 3,000 wanted tickets with a short fall of 500. It won't happen.

 

I can see them asking for Watford vouchers.

Happy,

 

Don't be ridiculous. Any voucher required won't be from the current millennium, I think our guesses were closer.

Can't see it being a voucher for Guimaraes as we sold around 3,000 tickets for that game and we have 2,500 tickets for Marseille.

 

This would be embarassing for the club if 3,000 wanted tickets with a short fall of 500. It won't happen.

 

I can see them asking for Watford vouchers.

 

 

so, smarty pants

 

when 300 folk who went to watford get sorted, then what?

 

guimaraes.....FACT, ITK

Tickets will be issued according to penis size (largest first)

 

So I shall be putting some on e-bay if you want the chance to get one Cassy

Tickets will be issued according to penis size (largest first)

 

So I shall be putting some on e-bay if you want the chance to get one Cassy

 

What about flat dicks who want tickets? What is the criterea?

What about flat dicks who want tickets? What is the criterea?

Flat dicks aren't allowed at football matches, now get back and wash the dishes.

What about flat dicks who want tickets? What is the criterea?

Flat dicks aren't allowed at football matches, now get back and wash the dishes.

 

Hope you don't overdose on those brave pills! [-(

Women will be allocated tickets based on the size of their wide-on

 

Smallest first

Women will be allocated tickets based on the size of their wide-on

 

Smallest first

 

So you had better get sat on the Alum Pot.

Ive got Ian 'stinky' Stevens grey very scruffy looking suit from Talibs, will that do?

 

or Trevor Morgans 44 inch tracky bottoms, will that do?

 

or a Hull Citys fans false arm (accidently pulled it off when we invaded the pitch!), will that do?

Ive got Derek Scotts Jockstrap from 1986. I believe this is whats required.

 

Washed or unwashed?

 

Unwashed

 

However, I am willing to swap for clippings of Tony Cunninghams pubes.

You're guaranteed 19,524 tickets with the unwashed jockstrap. Washing it will render it useless.

To collect your tickets, merely turn up at the Ticket Office, Window 6, wearing just the jockstrap and give them the exact payment of 3 Wham Bars.

To collect your tickets, merely turn up at the Ticket Office, Window 6, wearing just the jockstrap

 

Haha, tickled me that did

 

Weren't Wham bars the dogs!

Details for the Marseille tickets will be issued next week.

 

HW itk