Fengshui Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 All seater stadiums idea scrapped, terracing re-introduced into all stadiums in the country. Women barred from football, unless attractive and naked Players to be on minimum wage Season ticket prices lowered Free beer for season ticket holders, served by attractive and naked women so basically us women season ticket holders must give up our seats to serve beer to you all????? thats ok, but not the naked bit.. [-X Itsybitsyteeneyweeneyyellowpolkadotbikinis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 All seater stadiums idea scrapped, terracing re-introduced into all stadiums in the country. Women barred from football, unless attractive and naked Players to be on minimum wage Season ticket prices lowered Free beer for season ticket holders, served by attractive and naked women so basically us women season ticket holders must give up our seats to serve beer to you all????? thats ok, but not the naked bit.. [-X not all women love, just the attractives ones. you can have a job, but not everyone eh ? bit unfair but alibob as a ginge is out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 she could full shave, and then you wouldn't know she was a ginge 8-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted March 28, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted March 28, 2006 she could full shave, and then you wouldn't know she was a ginge 8-[ dont like stubbley chins much either tho.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 youre being gingerist and turning the thread into drivel 8-[ flags and drums banned tangerine people halved i feel good banned sexy hot cheerleader chicks not the reebok rebels english speaking bar attendants( naked, obviously) drinking out of plastic cups allowed on the terraces cheaper club shop a free ' have a go at the ref' session after every game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Bobcat, in this dream of yours do players play in the buff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 I think we should also play with a pigs head instead of a ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I need to empty my sack, ive not even had a w??nk for almost 2 weeks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Cheap tickets Ground in town centre Plenty of ale houses near stadium Instead we can go shopping before the match and treat the kiddies to a McDonalds afterwards. PB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fengshui Posted March 28, 2006 Author Share Posted March 28, 2006 No black players either :-# :-$ O:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So have I got this right, it's alright for the men at the match to be mingers who I'd not even talk to after umpteen vodkas the ladies have all got to be leggy models with enormous tits? Bloody hell, double standards eh lads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So have I got this right, it's alright for the men at the match to be mingers who I'd not even talk to after umpteen vodkas the ladies have all got to be leggy models with enormous tits? Bloody hell, double standards eh lads! and a nice ass. ass is important too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 So have I got this right, it's alright for the men at the match to be mingers who I'd not even talk to after umpteen vodkas the ladies have all got to be leggy models with enormous tits? Bloody hell, double standards eh lads! and a nice ass. ass is important too.... Damn, best cut my season ticket up now then and hang my head in shame! :-s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I need to empty my sack, ive not even had a w??nk for almost 2 weeks! Please ignore, im sorted now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I need to empty my sack, ive not even had a w??nk for almost 2 weeks! Please ignore, im sorted now! In the workplace? [-X [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I need to empty my sack, ive not even had a w??nk for almost 2 weeks! Please ignore, im sorted now! it was the pigs head thing that sent you over the edge wasnt it pabbers!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I need to empty my sack, ive not even had a w??nk for almost 2 weeks! Please ignore, im sorted now! In the workplace? [-X [-X Yep, in the disabled bogs! :-$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 I need to empty my sack, ive not even had a w??nk for almost 2 weeks! Please ignore, im sorted now! In the workplace? [-X [-X Yep, in the disabled bogs! :-$ Was that the only one that could fit the wheelbarrow through the door of as you've got to have used some kind of pulley system to cart them about? Why punish yourself Pablo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 O:) didnt even last a minute, but they were getting a bit sore!! 2 weeks!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 2 weeks!!! Why 2 weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Been a bit ill, so not really been in the mood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Been a bit ill, so not really been in the mood! Sh1t excuse mon!!! [-X Makes one feel better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Been a bit ill, so not really been in the mood! Not been in the mood? Do you not have red blood flowing through your veins! What happening to the youth of today! [-X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Tonsilitus and a stomach bug! Throwing up blood and bile, while shitting at the same time sort of puts you off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted March 28, 2006 Share Posted March 28, 2006 Been a bit ill, so not really been in the mood! Not been in the mood? Do you not have red blood flowing through your veins! What happening to the youth of today! [-X there goes my idea of a younger lover.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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