Why is it that...

 

1. No matter how hard you try, and no matter how close the damn thing may be, eating shit from the middle of the road, you can never ever ever manage to run over a pigeon in your car?

 

2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form?

 

Answers on a postcard please!

where are you?

Why is it that...

 

 

2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form?

 

Answers on a postcard please!

 

I actually think the ginger one is pretty tidy.........

 

Does that make me a bit sick?

Why is it that...

 

 

2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form?

 

Answers on a postcard please!

 

I actually think the ginger one is pretty tidy.........

 

Does that make me a bit sick?

 

No I would chocolate tunnel her as well.

Why is it that...

 

 

2. No matter how much money they throw at her, the stylists for Girls Aloud can ever, ever make the ugly ginger one look remotely attractive in any way shape or form?

 

Answers on a postcard please!

 

I actually think the ginger one is pretty tidy.........

 

Does that make me a bit sick?

 

no, just blind...

Alright, she would pass what is known in these parts as the "Lever Bridge Test' meaning if she walked into my local, they would all be round her like flies round shit, but c'mon...the cold light of day!

but c'mon...the cold light of day!

what about late at night, when it's a bit darker and you've had a couple of pints?

but c'mon...the cold light of day!

what about late at night, when it's a bit darker and you've had a couple of pints?

 

Exactly, when most blokes pick up a ginger!

but c'mon...the cold light of day!

what about late at night, when it's a bit darker and you've had a couple of pints?

 

Exactly, when most blokes pick up a minger!

Beggers can't be choosers!

Beggers can't be choosers!

 

Next question has to be: Where do beggars and general homeless people have it off?

Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem!

Beggers can't be choosers!

 

Next question has to be: Where do beggars and general homeless people have it off?

 

I think CRAMP is celibate.

Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem!

 

Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X

Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/

Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem!

 

Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X

Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/

 

I've been told I was in the Swan on Saturday

Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem!

 

I think the question was where do BEGGARS have it off. Not Doggies.

Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem!

 

Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X

Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/

 

I've been told I was in the Swan on Saturday

 

You don't remember? That's nothing to be proud of is it? [-X

Swannies on a Friday and Saturday night, usually, ahem!

 

Do you mind. I'm partial to having a swally or two in there of a weekend evening. [-X

Having said that, I do only go in to stare and point at the locals. And never use a glass or the toilets! Both the same water I presume. :D/

 

I've been told I was in the Swan on Saturday

 

You don't remember? That's nothing to be proud of is it? [-X

 

Nope - especially when some weird girl at work who fancies me said "hey, did you enjoy it in the Swan on Saturday".

8-[

And you think she fancies you because......? Maybe she's just being pleasant to you mate!

And you think she fancies you because......? Maybe she's just being pleasant to you mate!

 

 

no, she does fancy him

 

here she is

 

 

I was going to make some reference to Helen Keller but thought it was a bit above the heads of some of the lowbrows on here!

Helen Keller.................that's one from the past

I am 74 though! :^o

I am 74 though! :^o

Let's get back to business. Would the ginger holocaust from Girls Aloud stand out if she was in the Swan on a Friday night?