December 12, 200619 yr When that Scouse brass was murdered in the alley way next to the Excel centre where the programme fair is held they took the DNA of all the collectors so they'd have me by now. to be fair it was not a wasted exercise though was it - using the DNA samples they managed to finally sort out who forged that 1963 Morecambe v Southport 3rd Round FA Youth Cup souvenir sheet
December 13, 200619 yr Don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger... What's the difference between Mr Kipling and the Ipswich Ripper? Mr Kipling always gets 6 tarts in the box.
December 14, 200619 yr The Ipswich game is off on Saturday... a dyslexic copy-cat serial killer has murdered all the substitutes
I'm going for a magnificent 7.