ipswich town have abandonned plans for a rugby team....

 

due to lack of hookers....

Edited December 13, 200619 yr by BWFCOLINH58

ipswich town have abandonned plans for a rugby team....

 

due to lack of hookers....

 

 

very good Colin very good

news travels fast...

 

3rd time ive heard/read it today...

a dyslexic santa has been operating in ipswich.......

 

 

he leaves prozzies under the tree

I text the first joke on this thread to a few of my friends.

 

got told off for being offensive... if they think thats bad, they should see some of the stuff on here!!

I text the first joke on this thread to a few of my friends.

 

got told off for being offensive... if they think thats bad, they should see some of the stuff on here!!

 

 

 

try this one then....

 

 

a dyslexic santa has been operating in ipswich.......

 

 

he leaves prozzies under the tree

 

 

 

 

difference between mr kippling and the suffolk stranler.....

 

 

kippling puts six tarts in a box

you may think its cold here its minus five in ipswich

I text the first joke on this thread to a few of my friends.

 

got told off for being offensive... if they think thats bad, they should see some of the stuff on here!!

 

offensive to who?

 

fuckin prostitutes?

You always get a rash of jokes following any tragedy and you have to admit that while some of them may be funny they are in bad taste.

crackhead whores or not, they dont deserve that. at the end of the day it is still someone's daughter.

 

smiffs

liberal

of the 5 girls Gemma Adams and Annette Nicholls both had the good looks to take home ??1000 a week for 3 days work if they'd moved up to a Manchester parlour, stopped taking drugs and been guided correctly.

No-one knows if they would make a go of it up here (Alan Brazil couldn't hack it) but the Strangler has denied them the chance to retire to Spain in their 40s.

And there's nothing funny about that.

Saturdays match at Portman Road has been abandoned. A dyslexic serial killer has murdered all the substitutes.

of the 5 girls Gemma Adams and Annette Nicholls both had the good looks to take home ??1000 a week for 3 days work if they'd moved up to a Manchester parlour, stopped taking drugs and been guided correctly.

No-one knows if they would make a go of it up here (Alan Brazil couldn't hack it) but the Strangler has denied them the chance to retire to Spain in their 40s.

And there's nothing funny about that.

 

Alan Brazil was a Manchester prostitute. I never knew that.

Alan Brazil was a Manchester prostitute. I never knew that.

 

Aye, he loved it up the Stretford End.

of the 5 girls Gemma Adams and Annette Nicholls both had the good looks to take home ??1000 a week for 3 days work if they'd moved up to a Manchester parlour, stopped taking drugs and been guided correctly.

No-one knows if they would make a go of it up here (Alan Brazil couldn't hack it) but the Strangler has denied them the chance to retire to Spain in their 40s.

And there's nothing funny about that.

 

Are you in the sex business, George, you seem to know a lot about it.