Forgive this if it's a "Bextor" but I have to ask:

 

George - how many programmes do you have?

Forgive this if it's a "Bextor" but I have to ask:

 

George - how many programmes do you have?

 

And can you list them for us?

Firstly in chronological order (in date order for those hard of understanding!)

and then in alphabetical order.

Forgive this if it's a "Bextor" but I have to ask:

 

George - how many programmes do you have?

 

I'll guess at 1866 programmes

I'll guess at 1866 programmes

 

I'll say 2417. (Including reserves and other non-first team fixtures)

And have you ever thrown them wantonantly on the kitchen floor then wanked furiously with a pair of crimping tongs clamped to your length whilst screaming 'I was so scared when Derek went into his trance, I truley crashed my pants I can tell you, you litlle filthy f??cking mixes'

And have you ever thrown them wantonantly on the kitchen floor then wanked furiously with a pair of crimping tongs clamped to your length whilst screaming 'I was so scared when Derek went into his trance, I truley crashed my pants I can tell you, you litlle filthy f??cking mixes'

Would the crimping tongs leave you with a permantly ridged widgy? Just curious.....

And my guess is 3162, ( programmes- not ridges per inch of c*ck)

1365

And have you ever thrown them wantonantly on the kitchen floor then wanked furiously with a pair of crimping tongs clamped to your length whilst screaming 'I was so scared when Derek went into his trance, I truley crashed my pants I can tell you, you litlle filthy f??cking mixes'

 

It's the crimping tongues bit that truly makes this the post of the month.

 

However, I think George owes it to us all to answer this.......

3,066

 

I Win !!!

What do i get for being the only one who understood the depth of depravity that george has sunk to??

I Win !!!

What do i get for being the only one who understood the depth of depravity that george has sunk to??

 

Feck all. You should be admonished for encouraging the boring git