A mate of mine, currently being rocketed on a daily basis in Afghanistan, had not seen his bird in a while and I hope neither of them read this as she is fouler than a summons, and decided to treat her to a night's passion.

 

Having made love to her for the 4th time he made the brave decision to go down on her. "It is such a fine line between bravery and stupidity," I hear you say, and that was basically the conclusion my mate reached hen she let out a thunderous fanny fart and coated much of his face in his own semen. He must have resembled a walrus.

 

Have a splendid 2008.

 

Margaret

Way ta go girl!

Nice.

I wouldve thought that the army would permit their boys to take home protective visors,goggles and helmets in case of such a tradgedy.

From a womans point of view though....beltin love its about time he had a facial!!

i hope he gargled.

 

for queen and country of course

Or just spat it back in her face???

Surely the semen cannot be reproduced so quickly following ejaculation. Sure, it appears again but in smaller and smaller quantities and not nearly as thick as the first 'shoot'

more research is required, i am willing to donate any fluids- any squirters on here who are committed to scientific progress? preferably female

George claims to be a heavy spunker.

Please send a link to the video

George claims to be a heavy spunker.

but I think he also claims to have "poor direction" as well doesn't he (I'm sure somebody will find the thread)

but I think he also claims to have "poor direction" as well doesn't he (I'm sure somebody will find the thread)

Found it.

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/index.p...mp;#entry376730

Bet he knows how Ant, or was it Dec, felt when the paintball went in his eyes, it least the squaddie heard it it "coming".

 

I'm not to sure about this story, it smells fishy..............

Found it.

http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/index.p...mp;#entry376730

for me, that is the single funniest post on here ever

Eh? Someone blew his beans up some birds muff four times and then decided to taste the kitty?

 

Serves the f?cker right

 

Although I was once heading south on a bird and as I got closer I realised it smelled like rotten haddock

its ok as long as you have already blown your wad, and the blowback is your own... god forbid she turns all moby dick with someone else funky love gunk

 

 

now thats just wrong

Eh? Someone blew his beans up some birds muff four times and then decided to taste the kitty?

 

Serves the f?cker right

 

Although I was once heading south on a bird and as I got closer I realised it smelled like rotten haddock

 

 

As Chubby once said, "I wonder what fish smelt like before wimmin went swimming in the sea".

Eh? Someone blew his beans up some birds muff four times and then decided to taste the kitty?

 

Serves the f?cker right

 

Although I was once heading south on a bird and as I got closer I realised it smelled like rotten haddock

 

 

Did it stop you AS??

Let's face it, it's all a bit like licking a 9 volt battery to test it. You know it won't taste too good but there's a certain need to try it.