Reyt, I've got a few CV's here and i want to find out what these people are really like.

 

I've logged onto Facebook, but it does not recognise my 'Region/town' as Leigh.

 

Now before you start harping on about no running water, eatig the firstborn, wife battery, kids up chimneys etc, its does not recognise Bolton either. Nor London.

 

I haven't tried Wigan becuase if they are from there they've f?cks chance here.

 

All I want to know is if she's got decent tits.

 

Try Manchester network...

But she's from Shakerley

 

Smaller (read backwards) places don't have their own networks. Just search on her name or whatever other information you have.

 

I take it you won't have an Equality and Fairness Officer interviewing with you ::::::::

Smaller (read backwards) places don't have their own networks. Just search on her name or whatever other information you have.

 

I take it you won't have an Equality and Fairness Officer interviewing with you ::::::::::

how old are they? if the schools/previous employers have their own group you may have better luck in finding them

 

e.g. one Joseph Eastham High, but 8,000,000 John Smiths, if you pull up the school and search members

 

does that make sense?

Avoid facebook like the plague....before you know it people who you didn't like year ago are sending you messages & mithering

Avoid facebook like the plague....before you know it people who you didn't like year ago are sending you messages & mithering

 

Yeah you mithering tw*t.

If she has any sense and is jobhunting, she will have set her facebook profile to private!

 

I'm sure a potential employer doesn't want to see 'what kind of lover you are' , 'pics of me pissed up then turning up for work with a hangover' etc etc

I take it you won't have an Equality and Fairness Officer interviewing with you ::::::::::

 

Do I f?ck.

 

I've got some fancy policy from our HR consultant but haven't read it and don't intend to.

 

Best man/woman for the job. Simple. Thats all that is needed.

 

Tit jokes aside, her CV was far better than the blokes I got. And she'll be working with 2 other wimmin in a small office environment so it makes sense all round. They can talk about washing, ironing, and cock to their hearts content.

 

This namby pamby bedwetting bollocks doesn't cut it with me.

If she has any sense and is jobhunting, she will have set her facebook profile to private!

 

I'm sure a potential employer doesn't want to see 'what kind of lover you are' , 'pics of me pissed up then turning up for work with a hangover' etc etc

69 by the way

I'd have liked to have sent a spoof application in for this vacancy, had I seen the advert in time.

 

I'd have cast myself as a 25 year old 36E blond who used to be a model and whose hobbies include rugby league and the Discovery Channel. However, the rub would be that I would have been on bad back allowance for the previous 18 months, had a degree in Women's Studies with Forestry from East Anglia Poytechnic, was part of a Methodist outreach mission and had a gap year in Albania assisting would be immigrants to Britain with their benefit claims.

 

What a boggle you'd have found yourself in, Smiffs. Would I have made it to interview?

maybe if you'd been a blondE he might have considered you. Who would want a man with 36e boobs??

No becuase I f?ckin hate Ipswich.

maybe if you'd been a blondE he might have considered you. Who would want a man with 36e boobs??

 

We've a few already.

Eyup, there's a few people on here got some tidy wenches as 'mates'.

http://www.hottestgirlsonfacebook.com/

Eyup, there's a few people on here got some tidy wenches as 'mates'.

 

All mucky as f?ck as well!!!