Could not wait to get out of Manc last night after the cricket. Everything I encountered, from leaving the ground to getting off the train at Bolton, was just awfull. Man United won the league - well done (grrrrrr). But them filthy, ugly, smelly retards that 'support' them are, with no exception, t w a t s! Them that know me know that I'm not a confrontational or aggresive type of person but last night I was just seconds away from turning in to Michael Douglas from that film Falling Down.

Edited May 12, 200818 yr by Underpants

I was just seconds away from turning in to Michael Douglas from that film Falling Down.

Know how you feel mate. Turned up at work yesterday and there's one fooker from Glasgow all decked out in red including a scum baseball cap. Never been to Manchester but a red 'all his life'. Excuse is that is dad is a fine, upstanding orangeman with a passion for this years UEFA Cup winners (hopefully) and his mother is a fenian so he had to pick a different club.

 

Even worse, a bloke from Grimsby was shouting the odds and singing that god awful 'going home, country road' b0llocks. Never been to OT, doesn't know what The Cliff is / was and never seen them play live anywhere. Once he's stopped singing that shiyte and 'campiones' at me, he proceeeded to tell me that he was going to drop United and be a Hull City supporter if they make it to the Prem.

 

Where's that fooking head banging smiley?

Bloke in my local boozer was an 'ardent' Liverpool fan for years. Used to slag off the Man United fans till he was red in the face - seriously vile stuff about Munich etc. 6 months ago, he goes to Old Trafford to watch a Champions League game with one of the mancs who had a spare ticket, comes back and he?s instantly converted. It was unbelievable. Literally within a couple of hours, he swapped allegiances, and now he?s the loudest tw@ in the pub, singing songs about Hillsborough and calling them filthy bin dippers. Absolute disgrace. Fcuking arsehole of the highest order. Thankfully I wasn?t in there on Sunday as they weren?t showing our game, but from all accounts it was an orgy of plastic mancs, most of whom have never even seen Old Trafford let alone been inside it, but they bought a red shirt from JJB so they think they're a 'proper fan'.

 

Rant over.

They need a good tw*tting folk like that!I was walking from work to Salford Cresent train station last Sat,anyhow it was an early kick off and i work in Salford Quays,i thought id wear my Gers top as like any football top as long as it's the team you support it's easy wearing!Anyhow im walking to the station after we was let out early,bout 15:30,i thought thank f*ck im not gonna bump into any of these pathetic exuse for football fans,but it was there last game and they had the lap of honour,im walking down the road and there loads of them all waiting to join their stretch of motorway they was going home on,im walking past this Coach,from Preston may i add and ive put my jumper in my bag as it's fairly warm outside and ive been jogging a little to catch my earlier train,all these United fans are banging on the window and pointing and laughing,if id enough time to have a laugh with them i would but the only thing i could muster and i know it's wrong of me was to spread my arms out wide and pretend to crash into the old bell tower near the round about at the top of Regent road!Kinell you've never seen as much panic,if they'd of got off the coach they of torn shreds out of me,and thinking back it wasn't the wisest thing to do,though i had a wry smile om my face on the Train on the way home!!SCUMBAGS!!

Edited May 13, 200818 yr by tonygreen1981

the only thing i could muster and i know it's wrong of me was to spread my arms out wide and pretend to crash into the old bell tower near the round about at the top of Regent road!Kinell you've never seen as much panic,if they'd of got off the coach they of torn shreds out of me,and thinking back it wasn't the wisest thing to do,though i had a wry smile om my face on the Train on the way home!!SCUMBAGS!!

 

Tasteless, yet highly amusing.

They are not fully human, so why get worked up? I just told one, who was looking at me in a pervy smug sort of a way on Sunday to avert his eyes as he wasn't worthy. I got the obligatory "fat bitch". Funny that as I think just 2 minutes earlier you were trying to get into me, son.

I smerked, jumped in my car, put the Chanels on, dropped the top and said see ya later, you Munich c?nt!

Yes, the real me has a potty mouth too!

They are not fully human, so why get worked up? I just told one, who was looking at me in a pervy smug sort of a way on Sunday to avert his eyes as he wasn't worthy. I got the obligatory "fat bitch". Funny that as I think just 2 minutes earlier you were trying to get into me, son.

I smerked, jumped in my car, put the Chanels on, dropped the top and said see ya later, you Munich c?nt!

Yes, the real me has a potty mouth too!

 

YOU DROPPED YER TOP ?????

YOU DROPPED YER TOP ?????

 

 

Probably means something different where you live.

Kept away from local on sunday, but strolled down for a while last night when I heard half time score.

 

The Plymouth Whites were using it to watch play-offs .

Bloke in my local boozer was an 'ardent' Liverpool fan for years. Used to slag off the Man United fans till he was red in the face - seriously vile stuff about Munich etc. 6 months ago, he goes to Old Trafford to watch a Champions League game with one of the mancs who had a spare ticket, comes back and he?s instantly converted. It was unbelievable. Literally within a couple of hours, he swapped allegiances, and now he?s the loudest tw@ in the pub, singing songs about Hillsborough and calling them filthy bin dippers. Absolute disgrace. Fcuking arsehole of the highest order. Rant over.

Bloke like him should be put in the stocks

 

 

One of the lads in my local, was sporting his Utd top. He's a bus driver, got a good laugh when I said "

He'd need to ask directions to get to OT as he's never found it yet "

put the fake Chanels from Lisbon on

 

 

JSL

Was in Canterbury and the pub was full of Kent Reds, only one I spoke to had been to OT for one match and a few for the 'OT Tour!' They claimed they loved Utd then kept going on about my accent. How many times, the word fcuk does not have an A in it you faaaaackin' morons!!!!

Was in Canterbury and the pub was full of Kent Reds, only one I spoke to had been to OT for one match and a few for the 'OT Tour!' They claimed they loved Utd then kept going on about my accent. How many times, the word fcuk does not have an A in it you faaaaackin' morons!!!!

 

SETTLE CRAWLEY , FOR A MINUTE THEN YOU ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE ERM .. . NORMAL .

they are without a shadow of a doubt the very

 

lowest form of life

SETTLE CRAWLEY , FOR A MINUTE THEN YOU ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE ERM .. . NORMAL .

 

Sorry old chap. Now, what does one think about the article in yesterday's Guardian with Lord Levy?

Am I the only one who just couldn't give a f?ck about them anymore?

 

I don't hate them, I pity them.

Sorry old chap. Now, what does one think about the article in yesterday's Guardian with Lord Levy?

 

WELL , FUNNY YOU SHOULD BRING THAT UP BECAUSE IT WAS ONLY 10 MINUTES AGO I WAS ON THE PHONE TO OLI DISCUSSING THE FINER POINTS OF THE SAID ARTICLE AND WE ARE BOTH IN AGREEMENT THAT LORD LEVY WAS RIGHT IN WHAT HE SAID .

PLEASE GOD DONT LET LORD LEVY ? TO HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT MOISTURISER IS GOOD AND DRINKING PINK CIDER IN PUBLIC IS FOR REAL MEN .