2 days after season finished got taken into hospital with twisted testicle had to have operation. The day i was due to go back to work my father died,due back in work monday and i have caught chickenpox off my 9 year old daughter :) . Hopefully thats my 3 for this year. Fuckin chickenpox at 45 :o

are we blaming ticket office or nicky hunt?

are we blaming ticket office or nicky hunt?

Ticket office again. First message was sent as a light hearted message about me having chickenpox, just read it again sounds like i am a moaning flattie. Thanks to all who sent regards the other week,but chickenpox at 45 i ask you :roll: :roll:

Ticket office again. First message was sent as a light hearted message about me having chickenpox, just read it again sounds like i am a moaning flattie. Thanks to all who sent regards the other week,but chickenpox at 45 i ask you :roll: :roll:

 

isn't that shingles??

 

and i bet the bollock was painful...

 

and condolences on your dad...

2 days after season finished got taken into hospital with twisted testicle had to have operation. The day i was due to go back to work my father died,due back in work monday and i have caught chickenpox off my 9 year old daughter :) . Hopefully thats my 3 for this year. Fuckin chickenpox at 45 :o

whats your middle name LUCKY

whats your middle name LUCKY

no lucky is my surname VERY is my middle name

you did what to your bollocks?

May I ask, how does one twist a boll?ck?

May I ask, how does one twist a boll?ck?

 

Too much five finger shuffling perhaps?

Too much five finger shuffling perhaps?

 

No idea how it happened maybe to much shuffling but it was the same pain as being kicked in the bollocks but had the pain for 4 hours. Doctors said if they dont operate in 6 hours it strangulates turns black and they cut it off.Luckily still got 2 :yahoo:

May I ask, how does one twist a boll?ck?

 

Attempted blow job from a Vortex vacuum cleaner. Quite common down here

i twisted my left one when i was 10... swelled up like an acorn. one op and 52 stiches later all fine

2 days after season finished got taken into hospital with twisted testicle had to have operation.

 

i twisted my left one when i was 10... swelled up like an acorn. one op and 52 stiches later all fine

 

At 35 I had a torsion of the testicle that went into my gut and would'nt drop down! I had emergency operation and the testicles were then stitched to the scrotum sacs which did the trick, however whenever I lift anything heavy things the left bollock will still fly up into the stomach with painful consequences but will gladly drop down because it's stitched to the bollock! A bit like bungee jumping!

 

Fukin' painful I tell yee! It feels as though you've been kicked in the bollocks and apparently a young mans complaint that usually happens in pre teenage years!

Kinell, it's like Dr Mengeles recovery room on here.

 

Speaking of twisted things, what's happenned to Bogsy?

Kinell, it's like Dr Mengeles recovery room on here.

 

Speaking of twisted things, what's happenned to Bogsy?

 

He's gone to Thialand with the Fox and Wok crew to buy a bride

I've also been operated on due to a twisted ball when I was about 9 I think.

 

Quick emergency operation and 40 stitches later, i'm fine.

 

Only needed 40 stitches as they were not as well developed then..

No idea how it happened maybe to much shuffling but it was the same pain as being kicked in the bollocks but had the pain for 4 hours. Doctors said if they dont operate in 6 hours it strangulates turns black and they cut it off.Luckily still got 2 :yahoo:

 

 

Hitler didn't do too bad with just the one,i mean it's even pride of place at the Albert Hall,so who knows where your's could of ended up,you could well of seen yourself in bright lights on the Sport Monument thingymebob at Middlebrook!

Hitler didn't do too bad with just the one,i mean it's even pride of place at the Albert Hall

 

 

Didn't his mother (who was a silly bugger) chop it off when he was 9 years old?

Didn't his mother (who was a silly bugger) chop it off when he was 9 years old?

 

And poor old Goebbels.