thats the ting, there's no point trying if you're going to f?ck it up from the outset. Its like turning up for an interview half cut and asking the interviewer if his wife does tricks.

 

Fair question if Paul Daniel's is your interviewer...

it was a girl.

I sent her a straightener - telling her to take advice on how to write for jobs, use spellcheckers, etc.

Fair question if Paul Daniel's is your interviewer...

 

For a wench thats quite funny.

 

Now how the f?ck did that stump end up with Debbie McGee? He's either rich or has a knob like a can of stella, because it sure as f?ck isn't his talent.

 

Anyway, yon lass, it's almost MILF material is that.

 

 

 

Well, it is if you're maybe Traf's age.

Anyway, yon lass, it's almost MILF material is that.

 

I think the term for that one would be GILF.

She was on that Mrs Merton show years ago and got asked:

 

"So, what was it that attracted you to a balding millionaire?"

Anyway, yon lass, it's almost MILF material is that.

 

I am so disappointed in you. But at least you used the word 'almost'

 

So I'll let you off with a caution.

 

Just this once mind.

I am so disappointed in you. But at least you used the word 'almost'

 

So I'll let you off with a caution.

 

Just this once mind.

 

In fairness, I did have beer goggles on.