Page 7, what a figure for a 62 year old, just gonna add her to my "to do before i/she dies" list, or is that a tad sick

Page 7, what a figure for a 62 year old, just gonna add her to my "to do before i/she dies" list, or is that a tad sick

 

 

At your age, I'd say no, you'd be well suited.

Her fanny will be like sand paper

I bet she prunes her grey bush...

Page 7, what a figure for a 62 year old, just gonna add her to my "to do before i/she dies" list, or is that a tad sick

 

Nothing sick about it at all.

 

You sure you could handle a younger woman though ?

Her fanny will be like sand paper

 

It will be like trying to pull apart a cheese toastie!

Nothing sick about it at all.

 

You sure you could handle a younger woman though ?

 

Tw4t

anyone got a link for said offending photo? somehting about helen mirren that sets me off!! oh yeah! she's a woman!

Am I the only one who thinks she looks like John Pertwee?

 

And before you ask, no that's not a good thing.

googled it, lovely!

googled it, lovely!

 

I'm with you on this 1 Trigger

I think the folk on here who disagree are either gay or from Widnes or both

googled it, lovely!

Good rack on her for an old bird!

Seeing as this board is going downhill rapid, I'm going to say what I'm thinking:

Do birds of her age not need artificial lubricants? God's way of telling them they're not worth a go at imho!

 

Looks a bit rough.

Do birds of her age not need artificial lubricants? !

perhaps this is where smearing snot on your nobber would come in useful............

perhaps this is where smearing snot on your nobber would come in useful............

 

Or dipping it in a bit of gravy or pea wet

Or dipping it in a bit of gravy or pea wet

Not warmer than room temperature though. That'd just be cruel and end in an embarrasing visit to A & E!

mmm now your talking!! pea wet!!!!