When Kevin Davies falls in water, Kevin Davies doesn't get wet. Water gets Kevin Davies.
Kevin Davies? house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Kevin Davies CAN believe it's not butter.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Kevin Davies has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Kevin Davies has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Kevin Davies elbowed that nothing in the face and said 'Get a job'. That is the story of the universe.
Kevin Davies ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one!
Kevin Davies once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Kevin Davies played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Kevin Davies pyjamas.
Kevin Davies doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs and bed frames.
Kevin Davies can slam a revolving door.
Kevin Davies can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Kevin Davies.
Kevin Davies can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Kevin Davies can judge a book by its cover.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Kevin Davies.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Kevin Davies' glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Kevin Davies doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Kevin Davies once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked
When Kevin Davies wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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When Kevin Davies falls in water, Kevin Davies doesn't get wet. Water gets Kevin Davies.
Kevin Davies? house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Kevin Davies CAN believe it's not butter.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Kevin Davies has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Kevin Davies has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Kevin Davies elbowed that nothing in the face and said 'Get a job'. That is the story of the universe.
Kevin Davies ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one!
Kevin Davies once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Kevin Davies played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Kevin Davies pyjamas.
Kevin Davies doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs and bed frames.
Kevin Davies can slam a revolving door.
Kevin Davies can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Kevin Davies.
Kevin Davies can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Kevin Davies can judge a book by its cover.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Kevin Davies.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Kevin Davies' glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Kevin Davies doesn?t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Kevin Davies once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked
When Kevin Davies wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.