Went to Carlisle on the train in the 70s, and after the match we all walked in this boozer near the station, unbeknowing, i had walked into a load of yellow paint on the pavement, and i had made tracks all over this wooden polished floor. The landlord then started doing a Cumbrian wardance, one of the lads then started to wipe up the mess with a beer mat, but only made it worse. Thus all of us getting kicked out without a beer. I blame them platform sole shoes.

A mate of mine (honestly not me) had a wank on the dancefloor of a 'club' call champagne in bradford.

 

the DJ just asked him to stop, but he was nt thrown out.

 

 

maybe a new thread on things you have done in a pub/bar/club that you should have been thrown out for but wont'

 

 

we had been watching bolton at arsenal (i think) and ended up in a pub nearly wembley, was nt that big or busy.

 

the toilets were busy as people topped up on marching powder, he landlord asked us to make the lines longer rather than keep coming back in.

Got chucked out of the Castle on Tonge Moor Road in the early nineties for calling the landlord a fat lazy drunken bastard. A bit unfair I thought, as the description was accurate. I still consider it an achievement though. They normally chuck you in there.

 

One genius in the Crown at Horwich was banned for shinning up the Christmas tree, which fell over with him within inches of the summit.

One genius in the Crown at Horwich was banned for shinning up the Christmas tree, which fell over with him within inches of the summit.

 

He still does it to this day

Walked into Dali Bar with a friend. He went upstairs to the loo I went to the bar, place was busy but i got served soon enough. As I walked away from the bar two pints in hand, a doorman came over & asked can i word please. No problem, I put the ale down on a table & followed the doorman. As I did so another doorman came down the stairs grabbed me by the throat & frogmarched me out the bar. I had'nt a clue what was going on, but was'nt going to take on 5 doorman. Anyway the thug of a doorman really put the squeeze on my throat just before chucking me on the floor with the words " Your barred " ringing in me ears.

 

I was still on the floor when my mate rang to find out were I was & i could hardly talk at this point, my windpipe near crushed. I told him what had happened. He had a word with the doorman.

 

It transpires I'd been barred for chucking a glass from the upstairs balcony down the stairs the week before.

 

"Are you certain its him enquired my mate & that it was last week", " Yeah " said the doorman " I never forget a face "

 

Thats amazing he was at Graham's wedding last week, the same wedding half your colleagues were at!!!!!!!!

Back in the early 80's Me and my Dad and our siamese cat Ming got thrown out of the Fox and Stork on Halliwell road. The cat used to sit on my dads shoulder, so one night we decided to take it out to the pub which the locals loved but the landlady took a dislike to it and said she would set her dog on it if we didn't leave. next thing you know she had called the police (a bit OTT) anyway this young PC says to my dad you've got a monkey on your shoulder, to which my dad replies "yes but it's a dam site more intelligent than you". next thing you know I have to run home and tell mum that Dad and the cat are in Astley bridge police station, of course mums not bothered about dad she just wants the cat back. Both were released without charge but all three of us where barred from the Fox and stork. Often wandered if dad had been charged for an offence how it would have looked in court?

Walked into Dali Bar with a friend. He went upstairs to the loo I went to the bar, place was busy but i got served soon enough. As I walked away from the bar two pints in hand, a doorman came over & asked can i word please. No problem, I put the ale down on a table & followed the doorman. As I did so another doorman came down the stairs grabbed me by the throat & frogmarched me out the bar. I had'nt a clue what was going on, but was'nt going to take on 5 doorman. Anyway the thug of a doorman really put the squeeze on my throat just before chucking me on the floor with the words " Your barred " ringing in me ears.

 

I was still on the floor when my mate rang to find out were I was & i could hardly talk at this point, my windpipe near crushed. I told him what had happened. He had a word with the doorman.

 

It transpires I'd been barred for chucking a glass from the upstairs balcony down the stairs the week before.

 

"Are you certain its him enquired my mate & that it was last week", " Yeah " said the doorman " I never forget a face "

 

Thats amazing he was at Graham's wedding last week, the same wedding half your colleagues were at!!!!!!!!

 

You went in Dali bar

 

It's hard to feel any sympathy

I've never been chucked out of any pubs

I was barred from the Man & Scythe several times by Billy Bignose. one in particular because I had the gall to arrive at opening time with a ?20 note and it would have taken all his float!

I've never been chucked out of any pubs

Never been and don't remember are two very different things, flower!

I've never been chucked out of any pubs

 

And I've never filmed you getting chucked out of a pub!

I was barred from the Man & Scythe several times by Billy Bignose. one in particular because I had the gall to arrive at opening time with a ?20 note and it would have taken all his float!

I think half of Boltons drinkers have been barred out by strawberry nose.

Tried to nick a brass cannon from the window ledge of a boozer in swanage. The feckin thing was so heavy it nearly went through the floor as i pulled it off said ledge. I then proceeded to blame the landlord for nearly killing me, who saw right through my drunken antics, and kicked me out. No sense of humour.

 

Was also asked not to come back to .......(Indian in a Adlington church) after trying to take the elephants for a walk.