Talked the missus into calling in the cattle market for an hour or so to take liberties on Saturday night, whilst I was waiting to pick my daughter up from a do at the moat house.

 

I walked in to be confronted by a young bloke behind the bar wearing an adult size disposable nappy.

 

Is this normal behaviour for this establishment? I know it's frequented by a number of deviants, but I didn't realise this stretched to the bar staff as well.

 

 

And who the f?ck is Jessica?

Edited February 16, 200917 yr by Gonk

Don't even let Widders hear you mention Jessica. He's been smitten since she nibbled a hole in his trousers.

Talked the missus into calling in the cattle market for an hour or so to take liberties on Saturday night, whilst I was waiting to pick my daughter up from a do at the moat house.

 

I walked in to be confronted by a young bloke behind the bar wearing an adult size disposable nappy.

 

Is this normal behaviour for this establishment? I know it's frequented by a number of deviants, but I didn't realise this stretched to the bar staff as well.

 

 

And who the f?ck is Jessica?

 

It was an idea we adopted after discovering it's perfectly normal in Zurich

 

If you can't turn out in an Armani nappy in this day and age without people looking twice, there's something wrong

Who was the mincer in there on Sat night?

Who was the mincer in there on Sat night?

 

Gonk

Gonk

 

fnar fnar.

 

Back to the nappy. It was far from Armani, it was disposable FFS.

Admittedly it didn't look soiled, although the smell suggested otherwise

Gonk

 

Did anyone see the guy I'm on about? He looked like an even camper version of Simon Jordan.......never seen him in there before.

 

Was pretty funny when he starting coming on to one of the lads.

Did anyone see the guy I'm on about? He looked like an even camper version of Simon Jordan.......never seen him in there before.

 

Was pretty funny when he starting coming on to one of the lads.

 

Not a clue but I shall be calling in on Friday so I'll get the full story

Did anyone see the guy I'm on about? He looked like an even camper version of Simon Jordan.......never seen him in there before.

 

Was pretty funny when he starting coming on to one of the lads.

 

its sounding more and more like widnes

its sounding more and more like widnes

 

It was the Simon Jordan streaks that made me suspicious!

Did anyone see the guy I'm on about? He looked like an even camper version of Simon Jordan.......never seen him in there before.

 

Was pretty funny when he starting coming on to one of the lads.

 

Stood near where the bar lifts up?

Stood near where the bar lifts up?

 

Yep, that's the fella

Yep, that's the fella

 

I have been told that the person you are referring to has an alter ego: Jessica.

I was waiting for Widnes to fess up as to having a dip, but he's seeming a little coy

I thought I was seeing things - I'd be out since about 1pm so it's possible.

 

Was a bizarre couple of pints in there on Sat.

I have been told that the person you are referring to has an alter ego: Jessica.

I was waiting for Widnes to fess up as to having a dip, but he's seeming a little coy

 

Fortunately, I have no idea what either of you two are talking about

 

I've not been in the Market for two weeks so any Shenanigans I know nothing about. In fact, I'll have no jiggery pokery going on under my roof

 

Get to the York where you belong

Fortunately, I have no idea what either of you two are talking about

 

I've not been in the Market for two weeks so any Shenanigans I know nothing about. In fact, I'll have no jiggery pokery going on under my roof

 

Get to the York where you belong

 

I'd be amazed if there were any shenanigans to report - it was dead in there when we got in.

The lad in the nappy was supposed to be cupid, hence his wings

 

Why he had a dummy though is rather worrying

 

It is turning into a cocoa shunters pub

 

There were at least 2 homosexuals in the place on Friday

The lad in the nappy was supposed to be cupid, hence his wings

 

Why he had a dummy though is rather worrying

 

It is turning into a cocoa shunters pub

 

There were at least 2 homosexuals in the place on Friday

 

Come on then Widders, Smiley and???????

Come on then Widders, Smiley and???????

 

I couldn't possibly say otherwise I may well be receiving a letter from Pink and Proud Solicitors