How come mothers with kids in prams or pushchairs think they can get away with anything?

Slice yer achilles open as they barge past, but give them a bad look and it's "I've got a baybeee".

This is where Hitler went wrong.

He should have married Eva Braun, got her up the duff and then when she'd popped, sent her out in front of the army advancing into Poland armed with the kid and a pram. First bleat from Chamberlain and she'd just have had to warble "I've got a baybeee" and they'd have been waved through.

How come mothers with kids in prams or pushchairs think they can get away with anything?

Slice yer achilles open as they barge past, but give them a bad look and it's "I've got a baybeee".

This is where Hitler went wrong.

He should have married Eva Braun, got her up the duff and then when she'd popped, sent her out in front of the army advancing into Poland armed with the kid and a pram. First bleat from Chamberlain and she'd just have had to warble "I've got a baybeee" and they'd have been waved through.

Better still, when she was up the duff he should have pushed her into poland saying "watch out for the pregnant lady"

 

Then when she dropped he could have used one of those three wheeled prams and invaded russia.

Aye, fcuking Panzers with 'Baby On Board' stickers. They'd have swamped Russia unopposed.

Anti-tank patrol with a few hundredweight of munitions; all useless against that baby on board badge!

 

 

Do folk really think they make a difference? "Oh great, a car without a Baby on Board badge, I think I'll crash into it!"

Anti-tank patrol with a few hundredweight of munitions; all useless against that baby on board badge!

 

 

Do folk really think they make a difference? "Oh great, a car without a Baby on Board badge, I think I'll crash into it!"

 

i read/saw somewhere that they came about to alert the emergency services in case of an accident.

 

but as thery stay in the car 24/7 they've lost all use

How come mothers with kids in prams or pushchairs think they can get away with anything?

Slice yer achilles open as they barge past, but give them a bad look and it's "I've got a baybeee".

This is where Hitler went wrong.

He should have married Eva Braun, got her up the duff and then when she'd popped, sent her out in front of the army advancing into Poland armed with the kid and a pram. First bleat from Chamberlain and she'd just have had to warble "I've got a baybeee" and they'd have been waved through.

 

When you are pushing a pram, it does get annoying when folk dont even show the most simplest of common decency; barging through in front, not holding a door open for a second, dawdling around in the way, stuff like that.

 

So its easy sometimes to get ultra-offensive and run into folk who you know are going to be an awkward cunt, but I am sure some do it willy nilly for a bigger reaction.

 

On the rare occassions I have to push a trolley round a supermarket, I get proper revved up. I could do a weeks shop in about 12 minutes, provided they've not got some Somalian halfwit on the checkout or an old dear paying for her cowheel and sasparella in coppers. However, I get held up by cunts who have no idea how to control a trolley.

 

If folk, wimmin and old folk in particular, drove their cars like they drove trolleys, there would be thousands of deaths every day on our streets. They are fucking clueless and totally devoid of any kind of spacial awareness.

i read/saw somewhere that they came about to alert the emergency services in case of an accident.

but as thery stay in the car 24/7 they've lost all use

 

I don't believe that. They're about women boasting about their fecundity. Now there's a good word for a Thursday.

How come mothers with kids in prams or pushchairs think they can get away with anything?

Slice yer achilles open as they barge past, but give them a bad look and it's "I've got a baybeee".

This is where Hitler went wrong.

He should have married Eva Braun, got her up the duff and then when she'd popped, sent her out in front of the army advancing into Poland armed with the kid and a pram. First bleat from Chamberlain and she'd just have had to warble "I've got a baybeee" and they'd have been waved through.

 

 

Because pricks stand around in supermarkets/shops lost in their own worlds and don't even try and move. Also, don't get me started on those pillocks with 12 year olds parking in baby and parent parking. Can you child get them sleves in an out of a car and not need a buggy? Yes? well then toss off you lazy cnut.

 

Nothing pleases me more than wacking the ankles of these selfish divs with a buggy.

 

Although anyone with a baby on board sticker needs crashing into just to prove a point. Well, done you're fertile, now pull over.

I've said it before and I do believe it should become law:

Colour coded badges for shopping:

Blue - for old biddies and wimmin with children who don't work full time - 9am - 11am & 2pm - 4pm

Green - families who work full time 6 -9pm & all day Saturday (take your families on a nice day out on Sunday, the superstore's not fun for the litte ones)

Orange - Dolies who shouldn't be able to shop in the same stores as working families.

 

I reckon it'll be a vote winner.