I used to go lane swimming a couple of times a week until I moved over here. Cost about about ?3 a time or something, anyway my mate has just informed me its now free to anyone in Wigan. Is this the same all over in the country? I thought we had a credit crunch and the goverment had no money? now they are providing free swimming for anyone?

Only paedos go swimming at public baths, it's a well known fact.

Only paedos go swimming at public baths, it's a well known fact.

 

Theres a minimum age for lane swimming, most probably for that reason.

Probably an attempt to 'wash' some of the locals.

Tis true. They want us wigginers to have a healthier lifestyle.

 

Trouble is, the pastry on my pie gets wet when I go for a swim.

Trouble is, the pastry on my pie gets wet when I go for a swim.

 

Perish the thought. Surely the one in your other hand would survive :p

Get to Urmston Baths

Get to Urmston Baths

Did the song "Float on" by the Floaters , spring to mind then?

Only paedos go swimming at public baths, it's a well known fact.

 

Take the S off Spedos, what do you get?

http://www.messengernewspapers.co.uk/news/..._found_in_wate/

Take the s off Spedos, what do you get?

 

Spedo?

It's free in Bolton for under 16's & over 60's.

 

Same in Bury I think. Ask Len Fairclough.

Take the S off Spedos, what do you get?

Len Fairclough!